Roto Snips- Titanic Style

[DOUGHBOYS]

'Pablo Sandoval Drops 10 Pounds'-



Like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic...





'Johnny Damon wants to Play in the A.L. East'



Does Johnny have Jeter's agent?

With the Titanic going down, Johnny is picking through life preserver's to see which one fits him best....





'Derek Jeter looking for 22-23 Million'





With icebergs on the horizon, Jeter and his agent shoot for the moon.

Too bad for them, everybody sees the same horizon...





'Miguel Olivo a Free Agent'

'Olivo Hit. 325 and had 11 homers in the first half last year'





It's like the second half never happened.

Never mentioning the .193 second half or bloated .318 at Coors.



The Titanic had a good first half too...