I Love Spring Training!
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:40 am
As I am reading all the news coming out of the camps, I realize why I love spring training so much. I love spring training so much because I AM ALWAYS RIGHT! For example:
When a player I like has a good outing - See, I am a genius. I told you that guy was going to be great.
When a player I like has a bad outing - Spring training doesn't mean anything. It just means he is saving it for when it is for real.
When a player I dislike has a bad outing - See, I am a genius. I told you that guy was going to be suck swamp water.
When a player I dislike has a good outing - Spring training doesn't mean anything. It just means he is using his luck up now and he will have nothing left when it is for real.
I really like spring training!
When a player I like has a good outing - See, I am a genius. I told you that guy was going to be great.
When a player I like has a bad outing - Spring training doesn't mean anything. It just means he is saving it for when it is for real.
When a player I dislike has a bad outing - See, I am a genius. I told you that guy was going to be suck swamp water.
When a player I dislike has a good outing - Spring training doesn't mean anything. It just means he is using his luck up now and he will have nothing left when it is for real.
I really like spring training!