What's wrong with Phat Albert??

[Cotton1]

After 5 NFBC seasons, I finally get to pick first after never picking higher than 9th! Yeeha! I decide to pair up Pujols with Adam Dunn, ostensibly giving me two of the most consistent hitters at what they do well in MLB history.OK, homers, check. RBI's, check. Runs, check. Average, well I can take Dunn if Pujols does his .330 thing. What do I get after 5 1/2 weeks combined?

1- appendectomy

2-slightly pulled hammy

3-more little dribblers out in front of the plate by pujols than even I would hit

Combined Stats?

AVERAGE- .200

HR's- 10

RUNS- 28

RBI's- 31

Steals(didn't expect much anyway)- 2

A few individual players could compete with the counting stats. I know all the answers, they will turn it around, it's early, in 10-15 ab's they can be right on track, but right now they both look lost. I should've gone Sam Fuld and Willie Bloomquist! Any previous Albert owners, make me feel better, PLEASE!