Hype
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 7:17 am
The thread about Hosmer makes me think back to a joke I heard in the 60's.
It was the time when bobby-soxers were keen. When Brylcreme was a top seller.....
Jimmy came over to Betty Sue's house for a date. He was greeted at the door by her father.
"Where do you intend on taking Betty Sue tonight?
"I dunno. I was thinkin' maybe a movie and a malted"
"Really? I thought you'd finally want to take her out for a screw. It's all she talks about. She can screw all night long if you have the stamina. There is nothing she likes to do more in this world than screw. Take my advice, take her out tonight to screw"
"Wow! I'm surprised you're telling me that Mr. Anderson."
"Well son, you've been out on a couple of dates to the movies with her and I thought it was time you guys do what she likes to do."
"Well, you don't have to twist my arm Mr. Anderson, I'm ready!
Betty Sue comes down the stairs in her poodle skirt and signals Jimmy that she's ready to go.
Her dad says," Honey, I've extended curfew from 9 pm to 10 pm tonight".
He winks at Jimmy and wishes them a good night.
Less than 20 minutes later, the front door flies open, "DAD, ITS THE TWIST, IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
First timers with faab are a lot like Jimmy. The hype and anticipation of the spoils is almost too much, and most times, like Jimmy, the faab'ers will end up with blueballs.
The money will be gone and the expectations of a guy like Hosmer are great. But, there remains a more likely chance that Hosmer does not rock the baseball world and is mere mortal. Just ask Brandon Belt.
On the other side of the coin are the hypsters themselves. Do they get an advantage by hyping a guy like Hosmer?
I don't think so.
If anything said on the message boards in the way of hype influences decisions, then that player still has a way to go as a fantasy manager. In effect, the hypsters are taking more money away from teams that they should not have to worry about. The thinking is that they'll have more, but of course, so will their chief adversaries.
This isn't to say that more experienced owners won't put a large bid on Hosmer. Need overrules money. If Hosmer replaces David Freese in a lineup as a corner with Inge serving in that role now, and the best corner in faab is Casey Kotchman, then yes, the need is there.
Or, it could be desperation time. Your roster has changed. The players that were loved a mere month ago are now hated and a change is necessary. Hosmer could be the first step in re-tooling the team.
But, if looking forward to something revolutionary because of what others have maintained and said.....
You may end up like Jimmy.
It was the time when bobby-soxers were keen. When Brylcreme was a top seller.....
Jimmy came over to Betty Sue's house for a date. He was greeted at the door by her father.
"Where do you intend on taking Betty Sue tonight?
"I dunno. I was thinkin' maybe a movie and a malted"
"Really? I thought you'd finally want to take her out for a screw. It's all she talks about. She can screw all night long if you have the stamina. There is nothing she likes to do more in this world than screw. Take my advice, take her out tonight to screw"
"Wow! I'm surprised you're telling me that Mr. Anderson."
"Well son, you've been out on a couple of dates to the movies with her and I thought it was time you guys do what she likes to do."
"Well, you don't have to twist my arm Mr. Anderson, I'm ready!
Betty Sue comes down the stairs in her poodle skirt and signals Jimmy that she's ready to go.
Her dad says," Honey, I've extended curfew from 9 pm to 10 pm tonight".
He winks at Jimmy and wishes them a good night.
Less than 20 minutes later, the front door flies open, "DAD, ITS THE TWIST, IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
First timers with faab are a lot like Jimmy. The hype and anticipation of the spoils is almost too much, and most times, like Jimmy, the faab'ers will end up with blueballs.
The money will be gone and the expectations of a guy like Hosmer are great. But, there remains a more likely chance that Hosmer does not rock the baseball world and is mere mortal. Just ask Brandon Belt.
On the other side of the coin are the hypsters themselves. Do they get an advantage by hyping a guy like Hosmer?
I don't think so.
If anything said on the message boards in the way of hype influences decisions, then that player still has a way to go as a fantasy manager. In effect, the hypsters are taking more money away from teams that they should not have to worry about. The thinking is that they'll have more, but of course, so will their chief adversaries.
This isn't to say that more experienced owners won't put a large bid on Hosmer. Need overrules money. If Hosmer replaces David Freese in a lineup as a corner with Inge serving in that role now, and the best corner in faab is Casey Kotchman, then yes, the need is there.
Or, it could be desperation time. Your roster has changed. The players that were loved a mere month ago are now hated and a change is necessary. Hosmer could be the first step in re-tooling the team.
But, if looking forward to something revolutionary because of what others have maintained and said.....
You may end up like Jimmy.