Baseball Needs Jeff Suppan
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 5:43 am
I hate to say it, and God forbid my wife from hearing it, but I am a little bored with baseball this year.
Some of my earlier posts reflected how pitching has taken over this year, it is no fun delving deeper into that part of baseball.
At the same time, I do not miss the steroid era.
Sosa, Bonds, and McGwire were like those Giants playing against Bugs Bunny in his baseball cartoon. Only there wasn't anybody as sneaky or as athletic to defend against those monsters like Bugs.
Only 10 teams in baseball have an E.R.A. over four. None are over five. There are two or three shut outs a day. 101 is the total.
In one of the best hitters parks in baseball, with two of the best hitting teams (is there such a thing?), the Rangers and Phillies scored nine runs in a three game series. Zzzzzz.
Broadcasters always say they like a good pitching duel. Of course, these are time driven comments. Pitchers duels make for quicker games and the broadcasters only put in a couple of hours.
I even like a good pitching duel, but enough already!
I want to see bombs, towering shots, and lasers,
So, what do we have?
We have daily stats like .260/3/1/4/0 that we used to sneer at, now met with semi-approval.
We have guys like Charlie Morton, Bud Norris, Jason Vargas, and Jason Marquis being as, or more useful than Francisco Liriano, Ubaldo Jimenez, John Lester, or CC Sabathia.
If we thought the slant was taking hitters early in the last draft this year, we haven't seen nothing yet. Pitchers in the 20th round may do the job of a third rounder. That, changes things. But, at the same time, which hitters are for real?
Ive seen Evan Longoria and Joe Mauer in commercials more than on the field.
For baseball fans, not well played, Mauer.
Philadelphia's front four isn't talked about much anymore, because EVERY staff seems to have two to four starters who are doing a swell job.
The inventory of starting pitchers have widened and power hitting is on life support.
We are like gold miners, we see flashes and sparkles like the three home run game from Carlos Beltran or a game from Bautista, but when we put our shovels in the ground to mine for more, we come up empty.
A lot of folks think we need more Jose Bautista's.
Nah.
What we need is more Vin Mazzaro's. He went against the grain. He let us have a taste of what could be. Pitcher's like Volquez, and Vazquez are trying to keep hope, but they have little company..
Not enough pitchers are getting hurt this year, while far too many hitters are obliquing our fantasy teams..
Bring up Dontrelle Willis. Bring up Brandon Webb. Bring up Aaron Cook. Bring back Jeff Suppan. Bring back Jamie Moyer. Bring in Tommy LaSorda.
The Cubs have done their part in bringing up Doug Davis. Thank God for the Cubs. Never a disappointment.
I promise not to badmouth these types of pitchers again. They play an important role in baseball.
Without them, my stat sheets look like the zeroes and ones that computer folks love.
Without them, outfield fences have lost meaning.
Without them, things are getting boring.
[ May 23, 2011, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: DOUGHBOYS ]
Some of my earlier posts reflected how pitching has taken over this year, it is no fun delving deeper into that part of baseball.
At the same time, I do not miss the steroid era.
Sosa, Bonds, and McGwire were like those Giants playing against Bugs Bunny in his baseball cartoon. Only there wasn't anybody as sneaky or as athletic to defend against those monsters like Bugs.
Only 10 teams in baseball have an E.R.A. over four. None are over five. There are two or three shut outs a day. 101 is the total.
In one of the best hitters parks in baseball, with two of the best hitting teams (is there such a thing?), the Rangers and Phillies scored nine runs in a three game series. Zzzzzz.
Broadcasters always say they like a good pitching duel. Of course, these are time driven comments. Pitchers duels make for quicker games and the broadcasters only put in a couple of hours.
I even like a good pitching duel, but enough already!
I want to see bombs, towering shots, and lasers,
So, what do we have?
We have daily stats like .260/3/1/4/0 that we used to sneer at, now met with semi-approval.
We have guys like Charlie Morton, Bud Norris, Jason Vargas, and Jason Marquis being as, or more useful than Francisco Liriano, Ubaldo Jimenez, John Lester, or CC Sabathia.
If we thought the slant was taking hitters early in the last draft this year, we haven't seen nothing yet. Pitchers in the 20th round may do the job of a third rounder. That, changes things. But, at the same time, which hitters are for real?
Ive seen Evan Longoria and Joe Mauer in commercials more than on the field.
For baseball fans, not well played, Mauer.
Philadelphia's front four isn't talked about much anymore, because EVERY staff seems to have two to four starters who are doing a swell job.
The inventory of starting pitchers have widened and power hitting is on life support.
We are like gold miners, we see flashes and sparkles like the three home run game from Carlos Beltran or a game from Bautista, but when we put our shovels in the ground to mine for more, we come up empty.
A lot of folks think we need more Jose Bautista's.
Nah.
What we need is more Vin Mazzaro's. He went against the grain. He let us have a taste of what could be. Pitcher's like Volquez, and Vazquez are trying to keep hope, but they have little company..
Not enough pitchers are getting hurt this year, while far too many hitters are obliquing our fantasy teams..
Bring up Dontrelle Willis. Bring up Brandon Webb. Bring up Aaron Cook. Bring back Jeff Suppan. Bring back Jamie Moyer. Bring in Tommy LaSorda.
The Cubs have done their part in bringing up Doug Davis. Thank God for the Cubs. Never a disappointment.
I promise not to badmouth these types of pitchers again. They play an important role in baseball.
Without them, my stat sheets look like the zeroes and ones that computer folks love.
Without them, outfield fences have lost meaning.
Without them, things are getting boring.
[ May 23, 2011, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: DOUGHBOYS ]