Worst Spring Injury News

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:24 am

We have some good nominees this year. The finalists are Felix Pie's testicular torsion, and Kaz Matsui's anal fissure.

Ouch and ewww.

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:31 am

Piazza has an anal torsion. But that wasn't so much an injury.

Sheep · Post by **Sheep** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:39 am

If you draft both you, need to work that into your Team Name.

Schwartzstops · Post by **Schwartzstops** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:50 pm

Sounds like Matsui has been spending too much time on the set with his fellow Kaz, ex-Tribe reliever Kaz Tadano.

Sorry.

RedRum · Post by **RedRum** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:10 am

Jeter sprained his clitoris

[ March 12, 2008, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: RedRum ]