Max Scherzer needs a nickname!

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Tue May 06, 2008 4:13 pm

I've been wracking my brain all week (okay, maybe not) trying to figure out an appropriate nickname for our dear friend Mr. Scherzer. So far I've come up with:

Mad Max

Maxonator

The Max

Grody to the Max

Maxipad

Maximilian Schelled

A little help here, please? In light of last night's events, I'm inclined to go with "Maximilian Schelled." However, a good performance against the Cubs this weekend could sway me to "Mad Max."

NorCalAtlFan · Post by **NorCalAtlFan** » Tue May 06, 2008 4:26 pm

Maximus Bidus

sportsbettingman · Post by **sportsbettingman** » Tue May 06, 2008 4:32 pm

Originally posted by NorCalAtlFan:

Maximus Bidus Maximus Bustius!

Quahogs · Post by **Quahogs** » Tue May 06, 2008 4:35 pm

Maxi-fad - hope not

mAAAx - hope not

Maxterblaster - my favorite

KJ Duke · Post by **KJ Duke** » Tue May 06, 2008 4:36 pm

Originally posted by sportsbettingman:

quote:Originally posted by NorCalAtlFan:

Maximus Bidus Maximus Bustius!

[/QUOTE]Half credit to NorCal, but I think Lance has a winner

NorCalAtlFan · Post by **NorCalAtlFan** » Tue May 06, 2008 4:43 pm

Very nice Lance.

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:31 pm

Max Factor.

For NFBC insiders, MAXimum Bid.

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:47 pm

Originally posted by Quahogs:

Maxterblaster - my favorite

two men enter, one man leaves!

Edwards Kings · Post by **Edwards Kings** » Wed May 07, 2008 12:40 am

Great, usable nicknames have to be short, no more than two sylables. "Mad Max" is about right. It gets my vote.

Navel Lint · Post by **Navel Lint** » Wed May 07, 2008 2:04 am

Max 'raise your hand if your' Scherzer

GOD Loves You · Post by **GOD Loves You** » Wed May 07, 2008 5:18 am

Perry can confirm, I believe he's known as "Max Speed" in AZ.

For Gladiator fans....."Maximus the Merciful"

BigHurt · Post by **BigHurt** » Wed May 07, 2008 6:09 am

For Simpsons fans: Max Power

eddiejag · Post by **eddiejag** » Wed May 07, 2008 2:32 pm

I like Maxterblaster followed by Max Speed.

Maxterblaster sounds like a song Megadeth would do.

Cowboy Joe · Post by **Cowboy Joe** » Wed May 07, 2008 3:51 pm

If he gets sent to minors and then comes back up, he could be REMAX.

KJ Duke · Post by **KJ Duke** » Wed May 07, 2008 4:28 pm

Max 'n Cheese

[ May 07, 2008, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: KJ Duke ]

Crazy Like a Fox · Post by **Crazy Like a Fox** » Wed May 07, 2008 5:59 pm

NFBC Max Hype.

Edwards Kings · Post by **Edwards Kings** » Thu May 08, 2008 12:02 am

Originally posted by Cowboy Joe:

If he gets sent to minors and then comes back up, he could be REMAX. Funny!