Milton Bradley
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:24 pm
A list of people for Milton Bradley to meet in Illinois:
Dr Phil- Dr. Phil still has ties to Chicago and Oprah, he will need a psychiatrist.
Oprah- Hopefully she can teach him not to play the race card so quickly when things don't go well for him.
Dick Butkus- He played football with mangled fingers and toes, knees of jello, and a back that miraculously only hurt after the game. Maybe Butkus can get Bradley to play more than 130 games of baseball in a season.
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A list of people for Milton Bradley to stay away from or have limited contact with, in Illinois-
Rod Blagojevich- I think I speak for everyone in that we don't want to see Bradley in the Senate.
Carlos Zambrano- Fierce competitor, not afraid to tell it like it is, a good fighter.
Lou Piniella- See Carlos Zambrano.
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Those who can't wait to see Milton Bradley come to Illinois-
WGN- Like waiting for a bomb to go off. They can't promo it, because they don't know when, but they will keep an extra camera on Bradley.
State tax department- More money for the state.
Blue Cross/Blue Shield- The Cubs just couldn't stand prosperity. Prior and Wood off the books, now Bradley on.The premiums have just ballooned.The Cubs had beter hope they don't miss a payment.
[ January 05, 2009, 08:25 PM: Message edited by: DOUGHBOYS ]
Dr Phil- Dr. Phil still has ties to Chicago and Oprah, he will need a psychiatrist.
Oprah- Hopefully she can teach him not to play the race card so quickly when things don't go well for him.
Dick Butkus- He played football with mangled fingers and toes, knees of jello, and a back that miraculously only hurt after the game. Maybe Butkus can get Bradley to play more than 130 games of baseball in a season.
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A list of people for Milton Bradley to stay away from or have limited contact with, in Illinois-
Rod Blagojevich- I think I speak for everyone in that we don't want to see Bradley in the Senate.
Carlos Zambrano- Fierce competitor, not afraid to tell it like it is, a good fighter.
Lou Piniella- See Carlos Zambrano.
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Those who can't wait to see Milton Bradley come to Illinois-
WGN- Like waiting for a bomb to go off. They can't promo it, because they don't know when, but they will keep an extra camera on Bradley.
State tax department- More money for the state.
Blue Cross/Blue Shield- The Cubs just couldn't stand prosperity. Prior and Wood off the books, now Bradley on.The premiums have just ballooned.The Cubs had beter hope they don't miss a payment.
[ January 05, 2009, 08:25 PM: Message edited by: DOUGHBOYS ]