So I saw The Riot at the post office today...

[AmericanDreams]

The Riot, better known as Mark DeRosa's worst nightmare, was spotted today at the local post office. Wrigley regulars can rest assured that the fan favorite was looking fit, trim, and ready for spring training. When asked how he would describe his offensive profile to a bunch of hardcore fantasy baseball fans, The Riot responded: "A lot like Bo Hart, except good."