Would you rather get wrapped upside the head 95 times or have Jamey Carroll lead off for you?
So far, Carroll has 95 at bats from the Twins leadoff spot.
No, I'm not kidding.
This is the same as owning a brothel, showing off your 'girls, and letting a Roseann Barr look-a-like be the first girl that's seen.
Can somebody please rap Gardenhire upside the head 95 times?
Billy Butler has five homers this year.....so did Ike Davis
Chase Headley has three more rbi and runs than.....Ike Davis
Across the board, Alex Avila's stats are very similar to that of.....Ike Davis
New MLB game, 'Six steps from.....Ike Davis
'Seriously, during a draft this year, Gekko took Jamey Carroll and said it was because he had positionality.
I told him if he were ever forced to play Jamey Carroll, his fantasy team would stink anyway.
And here is Gardenhire, willingly, leading him off.
And Carroll is willingly stinking. Still, he leads off...
Isn't there a union for leadoff hitters? It's a mockery, I tell ya.....
Alright, I digress....
Ryan Braun has been caught stealing more than he has stolen this year.
Take that anyway you want to take it......
Seriously, Carroll's OBP for those that get something out of OBP is .266!
He has 114 at bats, 95 leading off.
He shouldn't have 114 at bats, and none of them should be leading off.
There are pitchers in the National League who are scarier.
My Mother-in-law is scarier.
Digress my ass.
It's a damn travesty.....
Cobb owners died a quick death last night....
Lackey owners died by papercuts....
Is there an older looking player in baseball than Albert Pujols?
Matt Moore and Alex Cobb have given up 15 runs over the last two days....
How come Maddon's positioning never comes under question when Tampa pitchers fair poorly?
Just askin'....
'Brandon League, you suck!'
' I love Kevin Gregg!'
Yep, this season is going as anticipated....
Jamie Carroll.....Man....