Wierd Stuff

[DOUGHBOYS]

There is a code in DC Drafts that will be de-coded right here.
These could be considered lies, but we will call them 'best intentions.
They are for drafters who leave messages in chat concerning time.

We have the 'one sec' message.
We know off the top that that is not true. It took more than a sec to type, 'one sec'.
'One sec' usually means two literal minutes.

'I'll be a minute'
He is trying to be more literal, but like the 'one sec' drafter, it is almost always a failure.
Worse, he doesn't come any closer to his intention than the 'one sec' drafter.
Three Minutes.

"Two Minutes"
Equals five minutes.

'Give me awhile' or 'Give me awhile to catch up'
This implies that the drafter needs to look over all picks and see how they fit to his team.
Five to 15 minutes.

All better than the dreaded no chat at all....

Avisail Garcia has lost 14 pounds. Still weighs more than Pablo Sandoval.
He must have really hated that 'Little Miggy' nickname.

Joc Pederson is a ballplayer. His brother, Nerd, an astro-physicist.
Their Mom and Dad, Gina and Dick, porn stars.
In Swedish, 'Pederson' means 'well named family'

Nomar Mazara sounds cool, BUT, his name backwards, especially with a capitalized letter, sounds better.

Ramon AraZam

Didi Gregorius hit 20 homers last year.....
And never hit a ball 400 feet.

'He's fielding grounders'.

That's an update?

I can do that, fer crissakes!

'He's playing catch'....omigod

C'mon, I want to hear some real news!

How about,,,

'Matt Moore tore his urethra' (you just cringed)

or

'Yasiel Puig pulled his apathetic muscle again'