Top 10 Reasons-
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:32 pm
Why the New York Mets really don't want R.A. Dickey to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro:
10. Your life insurance isn't paid up
9. Looking at Kilimanjaro makes David Wright think of Citi's fences
8. Where in Puerto Rico is Mt. Kilimanjaro?
7. You're one of our best hitters!
6. We've already sent a scout, Sasquatch is good hit, no field
5. Snowballs don't knuckle!
4. For charity?
We're a charity!
3. Can we send Jason Bay instead?
2. Omar Minaya wanted to set up a minor league team there
1. Our PR people only know reverse spin.
We know this is a feelgood story, but it's too late
10. Your life insurance isn't paid up
9. Looking at Kilimanjaro makes David Wright think of Citi's fences
8. Where in Puerto Rico is Mt. Kilimanjaro?
7. You're one of our best hitters!
6. We've already sent a scout, Sasquatch is good hit, no field
5. Snowballs don't knuckle!
4. For charity?
We're a charity!
3. Can we send Jason Bay instead?
2. Omar Minaya wanted to set up a minor league team there
1. Our PR people only know reverse spin.
We know this is a feelgood story, but it's too late