ToA Man with a Lisp, the Rock Band's Yet, not Yes
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:46 pm
I go into a draft thinking about how my hitting will look.
Yet, everyday during the season, the first thing I check after the standings is if I have a pitcher throwing that day.
I hate drafting closers (spellchecker thinks not a word, stupid spellchecker doesn't play fantasy baseball).
Yet, I hate paying faab for them more.
I hate drafting judys.
Yet, I'll pay for them during the season.
Anytime somebody else picks somebody with an injury history, a smirk forms
Yet, if I take an injury risk, I have confidence he won't get hurt again.
Before a player is on my team, he'll be lucky to hit 10 home runs
Yet, afterwards there is a way he can hit 15.
Everybody else marvels at a web gem.
Yet, I'll marvel that again it was MY player who was robbed....again.
I'll think it's ok that my guy has eight errors in six games, I don't care, he's still hitting.
Yet, the Manager benches him.
The announcer thinks it's a shame that Pujols gets hit with the pitch.
Yet, I find it a great way for my pitcher to avoid pitching to him without affecting his WHIP.
My wife asks how I can keep up with eight games on a split screen.
Yet, I'm fuming about the one they're not showing.
I'm smart enough not to start Gio in Texas and start Moreland,
Yet, Gio gets bombed and Moreland hits a grand slam,
Double Yet, the rains come and wash away the stats,
Triple yet, stupid Mother Nature!
Quad yet, but I hold no grudges and let things go easily.
Yet, everyday during the season, the first thing I check after the standings is if I have a pitcher throwing that day.
I hate drafting closers (spellchecker thinks not a word, stupid spellchecker doesn't play fantasy baseball).
Yet, I hate paying faab for them more.
I hate drafting judys.
Yet, I'll pay for them during the season.
Anytime somebody else picks somebody with an injury history, a smirk forms
Yet, if I take an injury risk, I have confidence he won't get hurt again.
Before a player is on my team, he'll be lucky to hit 10 home runs
Yet, afterwards there is a way he can hit 15.
Everybody else marvels at a web gem.
Yet, I'll marvel that again it was MY player who was robbed....again.
I'll think it's ok that my guy has eight errors in six games, I don't care, he's still hitting.
Yet, the Manager benches him.
The announcer thinks it's a shame that Pujols gets hit with the pitch.
Yet, I find it a great way for my pitcher to avoid pitching to him without affecting his WHIP.
My wife asks how I can keep up with eight games on a split screen.
Yet, I'm fuming about the one they're not showing.
I'm smart enough not to start Gio in Texas and start Moreland,
Yet, Gio gets bombed and Moreland hits a grand slam,
Double Yet, the rains come and wash away the stats,
Triple yet, stupid Mother Nature!
Quad yet, but I hold no grudges and let things go easily.