Yahoo Kid 'Stuff'

[DOUGHBOYS]

First a note from DOUGHBOYS-
The use of the word 'gay' is not meant to offend anybody on these Boards.
If you go to Yahoo Boards or other lesser Boards, it is an overused term. So overused, that it is like the word 'sleeper'. It no longer means what it used to mean. It just means that something or somebody is unsatisfactory in the posters view. - Thanks

Yahoo Kid-
I'm sick of seeing stuff by Doughboys. He puts up 'who cares?' kind of Stuff.
MY stuff is relevant!
See if you don't agree by the end!

Jose Bautista hit 27 of his 43 home runs last year while the bases were empty.
His rbi rate on those homers was horrible as he only got 27 rbi as well!
That's bad.
Stay away from Bautista...

Atlanta pitchers hit more doubles than Houston pitchers last year.
This may seem insignificant, but how will Michael Bourn steal second base with more runners on 2nd base?
Stay away from Bourn....

Adam Dunn sucked last year.
The only thing he did right was walk 75 times.
Besides eighth in the order, the only place Dunn did not hit in the order was as a leadoff man.
Adam Dunn is my sneaky pick as a leadoff hitter. His obp is still acceptable and he's in the best shape of his life so maybe he can steal bases too.
Draft Adam Dunn.....

When batters put Jonathon Papelbon's first pitch in play last year, they hit .333
When those hitters saw Papelbon stare in at them, they remembered that goofy irish dance he did.
Still think that looked gay.
Stay away from Papelbon....

Besides hitting .231 as a cleanup hitter, I can't find one thing wrong with Hunter Pence.
Well, besides those goofy sox and skinny legs.
He hit a home run yesterday in an exhibition game too.
Draft Hunter Pence....

Players changing their names suck!
Giancarlo? Why don't they just call him Rico Suave?
Hey Rico Carty and Rico Petrocelli were good hitters too. Good hitters should change their name to Rico!
Where was I?
Oh Stanton. He's huge!
Draft Stanton (even with the gay first name)

Only one catcher had over 100 rbi last season.
And his adp is way down.
Draft Victor Martinez.....

This isn't stuff but have you ever noticed that when a player is 'caught' doing something bad, that the blame is put on a non-player?
Somebody should write a book. Here are some chapters-
Braun and the tester
AROD and the Cousin
Barry and the trainer
Roger and his Former Trainer

Only four players named in the Mitchell Report are still draftable today.
Jack Cust
Jerry Hairston Jr
Brian Roberts
Mike Stanton
NOW I know why Stanton changed his name!
Stay away from Mike Stanton!
And stay away from Roberts. There's no concussion, he's still coming down from his roid high!
(DOUGHBOYS editors note- The Mike Stanton in the Mitchell report was pitcher Mike Stanton, not Giancarlo)

Adrian Beltre only had nine home runs on the road last year.
If he sucks like that at home this year, he'll only get 18 homers.
Stay away from Adrian Beltre.....

Mark Melancon led all closers who had at least 20 saves last year, with eight wins to boot.
Wins are so overlooked by drafters.
Draft Mark Melancon....

Matt Belisle only threw 72 innings last year, but picked up 10 wins.
Nobody in baseball with double digit wins can say they got a win every seven innings.
Not Doc, not Verlander, not Lincecum.
Draft Belisle as your first middle inning guy

That last tidbit was for you guys in the tough leagues like 10x10 and 16x16.
I already know DOUGHBOYS stuff is gay compared to mine.
But, don't be too hard on him, he's not in the same leagues as me!
Thanks everybody!

[KJ Duke]

Is Joe Morgan moonlighting as a fantasy baseball analyst?