Deep Thoughts

[DOUGHBOYS]

'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey used to have a place on Saturday Night Live'

He would say stuff similar to this-

'When I look back at my marriage, I think of some of the fights my wife and I had.
They were probably stupid and I can't even remember them now.
I don't remember starting them, so it must have been her.
I think I'll go ask her and see if it was....'

Here are some of the 'Deep Thoughts' NFBC players may be having....

"Hey CarGo, get sick during the winter like everybody else. If you have to get sick during summer, at least have the decency to do it while the Rox are on the road!"

"The closers I get, the further they fall"

"That damned Freese! He shows us how good he is on the field, then shows us he's even better at staying off of it."

"Somebody in the Red Sox organization saw what the Yankees did to Joba, and is determined to do it to Bard!"

"Why does every comment from Stephen Drew downplay him playing this year? Does he even wanna play? Why did I draft a Drew?!"

"Hey Santos, get your paternity leave when the Jays are playing the Yankees!"

"I needed power, so I over bid on Omar Infante"

"The early returns are in, I should have passed on Teixeira AND Hosmer!"

"Mesoraco....Baker....What was I thinking?"

"AJ Pierzynski...AJ Ellis....What are the odds???"

"How bad is my staff? I just over bid on Barry Zito. BARRY FREAKIN ZITO!!!"

"Damn Jeter comes out of the gate hitting. I got Gardner hoping this is the year he rightfully leads off..."

"Contract year....Great spring training....And I go all in on Liriano...Now, his first two start week and where is he?....That's right! On my freakin' bench!...."

"Should I bench or play Youkilis?....Dammit, why didn't I listen to myself and avoid this guy!?"

"Wilhelmson has my only win..."

"My team will be so tough when I get Howard, Utley, and Ellsbury back!"

"What would Shawn do?"

"I have one of the best pitchers in baseball this year, and he's sitting on my bench while he sets up the Reds closer....UGGH!"

"Oh crap! A four run lead and here comes my closer!!!"

"NOW I understand why Pedro Alvarez was a 'value' pick'!!"

"298556228345923"

"My master plan to rule this fantasy world is just two weeks old and nobody seems the wiser!
MUUUHAAAHAA!....."