The Great Carnac

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It's time for a little Great Carnac stuff where you get the answers first.....
then the questions....

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Answer:
Circuit City, Enron, and Borders.
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The question:
Name three businesses with better management than Bobby Valentine's so far.....

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Answer:
Hair.
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The Question:
What is the only part of the body that Chipper Jones has never injured?

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Answer:
Rihanna.
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Question:
Who is the only person that can get Matt Kemp out?

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Answer:
Dee Gordon down the first base line....A Mark Buehrle pitched game....Twinkies in a fat kids hand.
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Question:
Name three things that have NOT lost velocity....

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Answer:
Marlon, Ozzie, and Us.
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Question:
Name a bird, a turd, and a nerd.....

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Answer:
Bobby Valentine, Yu Darvish, and sumo wrestling.
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Question:
Name three things that are better in Japan than in America...

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Answer:
The Red Sox, the White Sox, and Crocks.
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Question:
Name three different footwear with a lot of holes....

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Answer:
Tim Lincecum, Mat Latos, and Jon Lester.
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Question:
In name, and on the mound, name three pitchers resembling John Lackey .....

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Answer:
Poverty.... perfect throws from third base.... and a home run.
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Question:
Name three things Albert Pujols has not experieced this year....

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Answer:
Last night's pot roast....Donny Most......And this post.
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Question:
Name three things that are done....