The Choice is Yours: Dudley Moore or Les Nessman
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:29 am
Baseball has changed. Not necessarily the game itself, but the philosophy behind the game.
Back in the day, Lou Gehrig and then Cal Ripken were revered for their consecutive game streaks.
Now, 'Less is More' has become the thinking behind baseball minds.
Less games means less chance of injury.
Less pitches means less chance of injury.
Today, Ryan Ludwick is getting a rest.
Ludwick has been hotter than a jalapeno under our tongue. I don't own him on any teams, but right about now, I wish I did.
Dusty Baker is resting him so that he stays 'fresh'.
Well pardon me, but screw 'fresh'!
Fresh is for feminine hygiene products.
I want my hot players stinky and more importantly, I want them at the plate.
Fresh gives a hot hitter no at bats.
Fresh takes the hottest hitter in your lineup out of that lineup.
Fresh is something your worst player should be, not your hottest hitter.
He can be fresh on somebody elses time.
He can be fresh in October.
Fresh stinks.
Gauging the players ages on the Reds team, Baker already has a nursing home of a team.
Now, he wants to make it a 'rest' home as well.
Baker has finally found a hot left fielder. Something the Reds have been looking for all year.
And he benches him.
It was a choice of Moore or Les.
In this case, the More was Dudley Moore.
And the Less was Les Nessman.
Baker chose Les Nessman.
Doritos used to be an automatic purchase for me at the store. 15 1/2 ounces of pleasure.
Now, that 15 1/2 ounces of pleasure is considered a 'Family Pack' and the regular bags are a lot smaller, but still the same price or even higher.
I swear, someday they will package Doritos with 0 ounces and only I'll only get the smell of Doritos when opening the package to remind us of the old days.
Less is not more.
Take it from anybody who has bought a bag of Doritos.
The 'Less is More' may be taken to the hilt at the end of the year. The Washington Nationals are thinking of shutting down Strasburg at the end of the year.
So far, the Nationals have been very smart with Strasburg. They have limited his innings in games where they look to have the game in hand or the occasional times where he gets beat up.
The Nationals backed themselves into a corner by announcing an innings limit before the year. They'd never been in a pennant race and may have not expected to be in one this year.
Their comments of late have them in more of a straddling the fence mode.
Still, taking Strasburg out of the rotation at the most important part of the year will be the zenith for the 'Less is More' thinking.
With the current trend of wussification for players and especially pitchers, I can see a rule change coming down the pike.
Changing the five innings of starting a game for a win, to four.
I'm surprised that agents haven't already started the push. They could argue that a quality start (An agent's stat) is six innings and that there is only one inning of difference between a quality start and a Win. They'll argue that two innings of difference would be more suitable for the modern pitcher.
Agents are Champions of the 'Less is More' cause.
Also in our future, I could see a Maverick Manager changing philosophy on how a pitching staff should be used.
Why have a starting pitcher throw at 85-90 percent so that he can go deeper into games?
They have a staff of 12 pitchers.
Why not have all 12 rotate and throw one-three innings at 100 percent?
If Fielder, Young, and Boesch were set to come up in the fourth inning of a game, the lefty would get up to throw the next inning.
If it's Jackson, Berry, and Cabrera, the righty.
There may be some snickering at the thoughts.
The same snickers you may have heard from Steve Carlton if a Manager said he was going to count his pitches.
Or the same laughs from Goose Gossage if told a Manager was restricting him to one inning of relief.
Unless hurt or sick, Baltimore fans were guaranteed in seeing Eddie Murray.
Yankee fans were guaranteed of seeing Mattingly.
Dodger fans were guaranteed of seeing Davey Lopes.
Now, the best players in baseball are 'rested'.
McCutchen, Kemp, or Trout may be missed by 30,000 fans expecting to see them.
Instead, those fans get the scent of that Doritos package.
I know comparing our jobs with those of athletes is fruitless.
But, can you imagine your boss approaching you with this line?-
'Hey Dan, Go home, we're going to give you a rest today'.
Being a numbers sort, the 'Less is More' is totally lost on me.
If I am pitching against the Reds today and see Ryan Ludwick on the bench, I'm giving Dusty Baker a mental kiss.
He's made my job easier and given my team a better chance to win.
A game the Reds may need down the stretch if they lose.
A game that'll be forgotten. Because down the stretch, all of a sudden, less is not more.
It is 'All hands on deck'.
Well, except for maybe you, Stephen Strasburg.
Back in the day, Lou Gehrig and then Cal Ripken were revered for their consecutive game streaks.
Now, 'Less is More' has become the thinking behind baseball minds.
Less games means less chance of injury.
Less pitches means less chance of injury.
Today, Ryan Ludwick is getting a rest.
Ludwick has been hotter than a jalapeno under our tongue. I don't own him on any teams, but right about now, I wish I did.
Dusty Baker is resting him so that he stays 'fresh'.
Well pardon me, but screw 'fresh'!
Fresh is for feminine hygiene products.
I want my hot players stinky and more importantly, I want them at the plate.
Fresh gives a hot hitter no at bats.
Fresh takes the hottest hitter in your lineup out of that lineup.
Fresh is something your worst player should be, not your hottest hitter.
He can be fresh on somebody elses time.
He can be fresh in October.
Fresh stinks.
Gauging the players ages on the Reds team, Baker already has a nursing home of a team.
Now, he wants to make it a 'rest' home as well.
Baker has finally found a hot left fielder. Something the Reds have been looking for all year.
And he benches him.
It was a choice of Moore or Les.
In this case, the More was Dudley Moore.
And the Less was Les Nessman.
Baker chose Les Nessman.
Doritos used to be an automatic purchase for me at the store. 15 1/2 ounces of pleasure.
Now, that 15 1/2 ounces of pleasure is considered a 'Family Pack' and the regular bags are a lot smaller, but still the same price or even higher.
I swear, someday they will package Doritos with 0 ounces and only I'll only get the smell of Doritos when opening the package to remind us of the old days.
Less is not more.
Take it from anybody who has bought a bag of Doritos.
The 'Less is More' may be taken to the hilt at the end of the year. The Washington Nationals are thinking of shutting down Strasburg at the end of the year.
So far, the Nationals have been very smart with Strasburg. They have limited his innings in games where they look to have the game in hand or the occasional times where he gets beat up.
The Nationals backed themselves into a corner by announcing an innings limit before the year. They'd never been in a pennant race and may have not expected to be in one this year.
Their comments of late have them in more of a straddling the fence mode.
Still, taking Strasburg out of the rotation at the most important part of the year will be the zenith for the 'Less is More' thinking.
With the current trend of wussification for players and especially pitchers, I can see a rule change coming down the pike.
Changing the five innings of starting a game for a win, to four.
I'm surprised that agents haven't already started the push. They could argue that a quality start (An agent's stat) is six innings and that there is only one inning of difference between a quality start and a Win. They'll argue that two innings of difference would be more suitable for the modern pitcher.
Agents are Champions of the 'Less is More' cause.
Also in our future, I could see a Maverick Manager changing philosophy on how a pitching staff should be used.
Why have a starting pitcher throw at 85-90 percent so that he can go deeper into games?
They have a staff of 12 pitchers.
Why not have all 12 rotate and throw one-three innings at 100 percent?
If Fielder, Young, and Boesch were set to come up in the fourth inning of a game, the lefty would get up to throw the next inning.
If it's Jackson, Berry, and Cabrera, the righty.
There may be some snickering at the thoughts.
The same snickers you may have heard from Steve Carlton if a Manager said he was going to count his pitches.
Or the same laughs from Goose Gossage if told a Manager was restricting him to one inning of relief.
Unless hurt or sick, Baltimore fans were guaranteed in seeing Eddie Murray.
Yankee fans were guaranteed of seeing Mattingly.
Dodger fans were guaranteed of seeing Davey Lopes.
Now, the best players in baseball are 'rested'.
McCutchen, Kemp, or Trout may be missed by 30,000 fans expecting to see them.
Instead, those fans get the scent of that Doritos package.
I know comparing our jobs with those of athletes is fruitless.
But, can you imagine your boss approaching you with this line?-
'Hey Dan, Go home, we're going to give you a rest today'.
Being a numbers sort, the 'Less is More' is totally lost on me.
If I am pitching against the Reds today and see Ryan Ludwick on the bench, I'm giving Dusty Baker a mental kiss.
He's made my job easier and given my team a better chance to win.
A game the Reds may need down the stretch if they lose.
A game that'll be forgotten. Because down the stretch, all of a sudden, less is not more.
It is 'All hands on deck'.
Well, except for maybe you, Stephen Strasburg.