Maybe God was Josh'in

[DOUGHBOYS]

God finally told Josh Hamilton where to sign.
We knew Seattle and Colorado were out since they passed laws legalizing marijuana.
Thank God (Like Hamilton) that He picked out a nice place for Josh to play. Far away from the worries and problems that Hamilton is susceptible to.
Los Angeles will provide the peace and quiet that is so needed for Hamilton's career. No more of those ritzy and fashionable clubs on the Dallas scene that lured Hamilton and even caused him to fall off the wagon.
Nope, God has found a safe place where Hamilton can nestle away from all the excitement. A hamlet that will keep Hamilton's adrenaline from flowing.
A place where they sell plenty of specialty sunglesses so that Hamilton can hit during day games.
That $125 million dollars over five years?
That's just a perk that his agent secured.
Not a factor in his decision.
Josh Hamilton woke up and listened this morning.
And God told him that he will be with the Angels.
Nolan Wept.