Pitchers And Catchers Report
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:20 pm
Pitcher and Catchers Report!
Man, I love those four words.
Screw the groundhog. THIS, is the first sign of spring.
And with spring comes hope. Hope that our team will do better than last year.
Both our fantasy team and the team's we root for.
For the Indians and their fans, a surprise buying spree have left them wanting to start the season NOW.
For the Yankees, it's merely 'Pitchers Report'...They don't have any catchers.
For Kyle Lohse, it's having Scott Boras completing the check marking of his list:
Must be National League team
Must be pitchers park.
Must have great catcher.
Must have good offense.
Must have great defense.
Must be contender.
And Boras snickers, knowing that the best team for Lohse, and only team fitting those check marks... are the St. Louis Cardinals.
For Scott Rolen, it's the thought of wanting to play and not having a place to play.
The Johnny Damon of last year.
For Dayton Moore, an 'All-in' move on James Shields and then watching the Indians load up in his own division.
Like Custer, he'll mutter the same line, "God Damned Indians!"
For Mets fans, a time to watch Matt Harvey and think about the future....and a time to look at Santana and remember too, the present and past.
For Troy Tulowitzki and Evan Longoria, another chance at health.
They know they have the talent. They know that in their heads. It's their bodies that won't co-operate.
For Phillies fans, another chance to watch the same infielders as they've had for the last 50 years...or so it seems.
Plus the added benefit of watching somebody 10 years younger who moves as 'slothier', Delmon Young.
For Ruben Amaro, it is listening to Phillies fans and going Young.
He signed both Delmon and Michael.
For the Rockies, a new year to trot out that 75 pitch max. It worked so well last year.
It may have saved the arms of their younger hurlers. The problem with that is that they saved the arms of their younger hurlers.
For Mike Napoli, a pay cut of 34 million dollars and he hasn't played an inning.
For Ryan Braun, the same thing as last year...whooda thunk?
For Mariano Rivera, consistency is no longer taken for granted
For Bryce Harper, remember that feeling when we were young and thought we had life by the balls?
Bryce Harper has that feeling.
For Andruw Jones, Sayonara
For Travis Hafner, another chance
For Lance Berkman, see Travis Hafner
For Vin Scully, a well-aged wine
For Tim McCarver, Boones Farm
For the NFBC, new records of participation and tremendous payouts
For the Yahoo Kid, another subscription to Fantasy Monthly and the 'trade of the century' dancing in his head
For Todd Zola, a new calculator...Not to use...to race.
And for all us NFBC'ers, knowing that we are just six weeks from entering what is still the premier league in fantasy baseball.
The Main Event.
Yep, screw the groundhog.
Our six weeks 'on the clock' and it starts with 'Pitchers and Catchers Report'
Man, I love those four words.
Screw the groundhog. THIS, is the first sign of spring.
And with spring comes hope. Hope that our team will do better than last year.
Both our fantasy team and the team's we root for.
For the Indians and their fans, a surprise buying spree have left them wanting to start the season NOW.
For the Yankees, it's merely 'Pitchers Report'...They don't have any catchers.
For Kyle Lohse, it's having Scott Boras completing the check marking of his list:
Must be National League team
Must be pitchers park.
Must have great catcher.
Must have good offense.
Must have great defense.
Must be contender.
And Boras snickers, knowing that the best team for Lohse, and only team fitting those check marks... are the St. Louis Cardinals.
For Scott Rolen, it's the thought of wanting to play and not having a place to play.
The Johnny Damon of last year.
For Dayton Moore, an 'All-in' move on James Shields and then watching the Indians load up in his own division.
Like Custer, he'll mutter the same line, "God Damned Indians!"
For Mets fans, a time to watch Matt Harvey and think about the future....and a time to look at Santana and remember too, the present and past.
For Troy Tulowitzki and Evan Longoria, another chance at health.
They know they have the talent. They know that in their heads. It's their bodies that won't co-operate.
For Phillies fans, another chance to watch the same infielders as they've had for the last 50 years...or so it seems.
Plus the added benefit of watching somebody 10 years younger who moves as 'slothier', Delmon Young.
For Ruben Amaro, it is listening to Phillies fans and going Young.
He signed both Delmon and Michael.
For the Rockies, a new year to trot out that 75 pitch max. It worked so well last year.
It may have saved the arms of their younger hurlers. The problem with that is that they saved the arms of their younger hurlers.
For Mike Napoli, a pay cut of 34 million dollars and he hasn't played an inning.
For Ryan Braun, the same thing as last year...whooda thunk?
For Mariano Rivera, consistency is no longer taken for granted
For Bryce Harper, remember that feeling when we were young and thought we had life by the balls?
Bryce Harper has that feeling.
For Andruw Jones, Sayonara
For Travis Hafner, another chance
For Lance Berkman, see Travis Hafner
For Vin Scully, a well-aged wine
For Tim McCarver, Boones Farm
For the NFBC, new records of participation and tremendous payouts
For the Yahoo Kid, another subscription to Fantasy Monthly and the 'trade of the century' dancing in his head
For Todd Zola, a new calculator...Not to use...to race.
And for all us NFBC'ers, knowing that we are just six weeks from entering what is still the premier league in fantasy baseball.
The Main Event.
Yep, screw the groundhog.
Our six weeks 'on the clock' and it starts with 'Pitchers and Catchers Report'