Doritos

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:42 am

I am really looking forward to finally meeting Mr. Kenyon in Vegas later this month. In the meantime, Dan, please give us your take on the following:

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:56 am

Ninja foreplay!

KJ Duke · Post by **KJ Duke** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:08 am

This calls for a multiple-choice quiz, dough will say this is:

a. One guy is kicking the other in the balls for trying to steal his doritos, but he's still happy because he just ate a dorito.
b. A morning stretching routine commonplace among those living the dorito lifestyle, nothing sexual whatsoever!
c. The universal sign of ying and yang in the snack food world.
d. Dan paying a visit to Marcel after he snuck into one of his slow drafts.
e. All of the above

KJ Duke · Post by **KJ Duke** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:09 am

Damn he beat me to it - his radar went off!

Hells Satans · Post by **Hells Satans** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:10 am

I think one guy is supposed to represent the "Cheese" and the other is the "Nacho." When combined into some weird sexual-sadist position, you get Nacho Cheese.

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:18 am

Cup check!

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:28 am

I sincerely hope that's Orange guy's right foot and not Yellow guy's ________

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:02 am

Not once, have I ever been afraid to open a bag of Doritos.
The thought of what is in this bag has me a little leery.

DOUGHBOYS · Post by **DOUGHBOYS** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:04 am

Opening a can of whoopass?
Nope.
Opening a sack of whoopsack.

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