Spawned, Spammed, and Special
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:24 pm
I got a spam e-mail today. Nestled in between the 'how to make your penis two to four inches larger' (hey, I'm just glad it works, thanks) and 'Cindy is horny and wants to see you' (she doesn't wanna see me, she wants to see the answerer to the first ad)spam e-mails, it stood out like a sore....thumb.
It was titled, 'Don't Draft Mike Trout!'
Obviously designed to catch the fantasy eye, I opened it and it listed in detail 12 reasons not to choose Mike Trout.
In some ways, excellent advertising. It caught my eye. I opened it, I read it, and then summarily dismissed it.
In some ways, stupid advertising. I thought less of the site after reading it, unless you have a top three pick, there's nothing to worry about, and at the end, I felt it was more of a stunt than informative.
On the field, Trout will be followed more than any player this year. He won't be the wonder player he was last year under any circumstances. Now, we have something to compare Mike Trout to....Mike Trout.
Last year, he was a bolt of lightning that electrified baseball and fantasy baseball.
I don't care if he lives up to last year's stats. I just want him to have the same dynamics. I want him to again capture the imagination of baseball lovers in that they're seeing another Mickey Mantle.
It's what we asked of young superstars like Mantle and Mays from the past. Then of course, there was no fantasy baseball.
Numbers were just numbers, and we'd know they'd be there in the end.
Now, if Trout doesn't hit 30 homers, or steal 50 bases. or hit over .300, some folks will consider it not a repeat of his first year.
It's silly.
Can't we just enjoy him?
He's fun to watch. Let me repeat that, he's fun to watch. Both offensively and defensively. We can't say that about Cabrera, or Braun, or Cano. All of those players are great. Excellent at their craft. But none of us keep an eye on them no matter where they go on the field.
Sometimes we look through a fantasy eye a little too much. Trout can have as good of a year in hitting 15 homers and stealing 40 bases. He might contribute in other ways in possibly leading the Angels farther into the playoffs or World Series.
Critics will say that he wasn't as good and maybe pat themselves on the back.
Again silly.
His year was amazing. To predict that he won't be as good fantasy-wise is like predicting Seinfeld will never have another show as good as the original.
And like Seinfeld, he doesn't have to.
We'll just enjoy watching the show.
It was titled, 'Don't Draft Mike Trout!'
Obviously designed to catch the fantasy eye, I opened it and it listed in detail 12 reasons not to choose Mike Trout.
In some ways, excellent advertising. It caught my eye. I opened it, I read it, and then summarily dismissed it.
In some ways, stupid advertising. I thought less of the site after reading it, unless you have a top three pick, there's nothing to worry about, and at the end, I felt it was more of a stunt than informative.
On the field, Trout will be followed more than any player this year. He won't be the wonder player he was last year under any circumstances. Now, we have something to compare Mike Trout to....Mike Trout.
Last year, he was a bolt of lightning that electrified baseball and fantasy baseball.
I don't care if he lives up to last year's stats. I just want him to have the same dynamics. I want him to again capture the imagination of baseball lovers in that they're seeing another Mickey Mantle.
It's what we asked of young superstars like Mantle and Mays from the past. Then of course, there was no fantasy baseball.
Numbers were just numbers, and we'd know they'd be there in the end.
Now, if Trout doesn't hit 30 homers, or steal 50 bases. or hit over .300, some folks will consider it not a repeat of his first year.
It's silly.
Can't we just enjoy him?
He's fun to watch. Let me repeat that, he's fun to watch. Both offensively and defensively. We can't say that about Cabrera, or Braun, or Cano. All of those players are great. Excellent at their craft. But none of us keep an eye on them no matter where they go on the field.
Sometimes we look through a fantasy eye a little too much. Trout can have as good of a year in hitting 15 homers and stealing 40 bases. He might contribute in other ways in possibly leading the Angels farther into the playoffs or World Series.
Critics will say that he wasn't as good and maybe pat themselves on the back.
Again silly.
His year was amazing. To predict that he won't be as good fantasy-wise is like predicting Seinfeld will never have another show as good as the original.
And like Seinfeld, he doesn't have to.
We'll just enjoy watching the show.