Just a few thoughts....
After seeing Josh Reddick today, if replacing his baseball cap with a stocking hat, his nickname could be 'The Uni'd Bomber'
Mark Teixeira is taking swings underwater?
Good place to work on hitting a sinker, I guess....
And who knew there was an underwater pitching machine?
You can say what you want about Mark Teixeira, but nobody, nobody, can hold their breath under water better than Mark Teixeira.
You know those RotoWorld reports, you know the one's where they have a player saying,
"I feel great! I'll be in the lineup soon!"
Kiss of death....
If Giancarlo Stanton was on ANY of the other 29 teams, he'd be dangerous.
Not going to write him off, but he would have to have the professionalism of a guy twice his age to get through this year with flying numbers.
As is, a time bomb that'll go off in a game every once in a while, in between a lot of duds where he won't.
Eric Sogard is Harry Potter, right?
Baltimore announcers are trying to call Chris Davis, 'Hulk'.
'Crush' Davis is so much better.
The Yankees lineup looks every bit as formidable as the Twins....
Figures. Matt Carpenter is helpful in constructing or building a roster....
Can you imagine being away and checking scores when getting home and seeing that your pitcher, Barry Zito, on the short side of 10 runs?
At least we have first round pick Ryan Braun, right?.....
Checking the box score, we find that Zito did indeed get bombed....and Braun went 0 fer 5...
It's like we've been grassy knolled and there has to be a conspiracy.....
The Heat are so successful, maybe other Miami teams should quit naming their teams after fish.
I'll bet THEY have an underwater pitching machine....
Best underwater team in baseball, probably....
If James Loney's parent's had a sense of humor, they would have named him, 'Oscar'
If you're young, pm me, I'll explain that one...
The word 'potential is defined as 'Possible, as opposed to actual'
(slapping myself upside the head)...THAT'S why everybody uses that word when describing Colby Rasmus!
Does any baseball team need a name change more than the Astros?
So outdated...
The Jetson's dog has long been forgotten...
Ken Griffey Jr, oh yeah, his Dad was pretty good too
Eric Young Jr., oh yeah, his Dad was pretty good too
Jackie Bradley Jr, oh yeah, his Dad, hey, wait a minute....
In 2012 and 2013, Placido Polanco has hit two home runs.
He hits third.
And the real problem with that, with Stanton out, is that the Marlins are adhering to the unwritten rule of hitting your best hitter third...
God help us all.....