Regression and Depression
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 10:29 am
re·gres·sion
[ri-gresh-uhn] noun
the act of going back to a previous place or state; return or reversion.
I put this definition at the top of this post because this word is starting to piss me off.
By definition,
Mike Trout cannot regress.
Matt Harvey cannot regress.
Bryce Harper cannot regress.
These players cannot regress because there is no starting point to regress to!
Do we use minor league stats?
No, that's not fair.
Do we use an estimation of where their stats should be?
No, because everybody has a different opinion.
How about we stop using the word?
There's a reason, regression rhymes with depression!
Regression is a 'smart' word. When we use it, we think we're smarter cuz we're using a three syllable word.
And every time we use it in describing young players like Trout, or Harvey, or Harper we use it incorrectly.
We use the word 'regression' by this definition in fantasy baseball-
Re.gres.sion
noun, verb, adverb
'Aw c'mon! He can't be this good! There can only be bad times ahead cuz he can't get much better, right?'
A word that describes a player as TOO good.
Or, while other players are taking viagra for 10 minutes of fun, Trout, Harvey, and Harper are the one's that have to call a doctor four hours later....And folks are jealous and want them to be as limp as others.
No players had 'regression' a few short years ago.
It was not part of the fantasy baseball lexicon.
Now that it is, we think it's another way of saying, 'There's no way he can keep this up'.
And four hours later, they are proved wrong.
Every breakout year that any player has, will now be followed and hounded by the word, regression.
Some players get to regress differently.
Let's take Jose Bautista. The first few years of his career were very Yuni Betancourtish. Then, he hits a ton of homers.
Regression wasn't a big term then, so most experts 'stuck in the middled' him. Which is to say, they took his usual numbers before his breakout year, then took the numbers from his breakout year, and made their projections in the middle.
If Bautista hits 70 homers this year, they would do the same thing. Only his base point would now not be Yuniish, but Bautistaish.
But what if Yuni Betancourt himself hits 40 homers this year?
Do experts project regression and give him previous years numbers in their projections while screaming regression?
Or do they 'stuck in the middle him' too?
In this day and age, they can do both. They'll cry regression, while projecting 25 homers for Betancourt next year.
It's human nature.
There was a post that Matt Harvey has only faced poor hitting teams and will now regress.
What does he regress to, exactly?
He has always had good numbers.
He hasn't pitched a full year in the majors.
His splits show hardly a weakness.
He virtually has no place to regress to!
The easy road is to say that Harvey cannot be THIS good.
But, he can. And it's not easy to accept.
But, I regress....oh sorry, that word comes too easily, now doesn't it?
I mean, I digress.
[ri-gresh-uhn] noun
the act of going back to a previous place or state; return or reversion.
I put this definition at the top of this post because this word is starting to piss me off.
By definition,
Mike Trout cannot regress.
Matt Harvey cannot regress.
Bryce Harper cannot regress.
These players cannot regress because there is no starting point to regress to!
Do we use minor league stats?
No, that's not fair.
Do we use an estimation of where their stats should be?
No, because everybody has a different opinion.
How about we stop using the word?
There's a reason, regression rhymes with depression!
Regression is a 'smart' word. When we use it, we think we're smarter cuz we're using a three syllable word.
And every time we use it in describing young players like Trout, or Harvey, or Harper we use it incorrectly.
We use the word 'regression' by this definition in fantasy baseball-
Re.gres.sion
noun, verb, adverb
'Aw c'mon! He can't be this good! There can only be bad times ahead cuz he can't get much better, right?'
A word that describes a player as TOO good.
Or, while other players are taking viagra for 10 minutes of fun, Trout, Harvey, and Harper are the one's that have to call a doctor four hours later....And folks are jealous and want them to be as limp as others.
No players had 'regression' a few short years ago.
It was not part of the fantasy baseball lexicon.
Now that it is, we think it's another way of saying, 'There's no way he can keep this up'.
And four hours later, they are proved wrong.
Every breakout year that any player has, will now be followed and hounded by the word, regression.
Some players get to regress differently.
Let's take Jose Bautista. The first few years of his career were very Yuni Betancourtish. Then, he hits a ton of homers.
Regression wasn't a big term then, so most experts 'stuck in the middled' him. Which is to say, they took his usual numbers before his breakout year, then took the numbers from his breakout year, and made their projections in the middle.
If Bautista hits 70 homers this year, they would do the same thing. Only his base point would now not be Yuniish, but Bautistaish.
But what if Yuni Betancourt himself hits 40 homers this year?
Do experts project regression and give him previous years numbers in their projections while screaming regression?
Or do they 'stuck in the middle him' too?
In this day and age, they can do both. They'll cry regression, while projecting 25 homers for Betancourt next year.
It's human nature.
There was a post that Matt Harvey has only faced poor hitting teams and will now regress.
What does he regress to, exactly?
He has always had good numbers.
He hasn't pitched a full year in the majors.
His splits show hardly a weakness.
He virtually has no place to regress to!
The easy road is to say that Harvey cannot be THIS good.
But, he can. And it's not easy to accept.
But, I regress....oh sorry, that word comes too easily, now doesn't it?
I mean, I digress.