Screw Real Life PEDS, Let's Talk Fantasy PEDS
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:03 pm
I've decided that for this week and maybe coming weeks, I will not talk about PEDS unless it pertains to FANTASY baseball.
Lets face it, it sucks. If ARod gets hit by a pitch every game it's ok with me. So, I'll let Outlaw talk about the trash part of real baseball.
For this post, let's screw real life PEDS and talk about the fantasy side of it.
I refuse to believe that Marlon Byrd is having a 'Comeback' year.
I do.
He hits with power like Melky, he runs like Melky, he used to be not that good of a player like Melky.
He doesn't pass my 'duck test'.
In fantasy, personal opinions about players are the only thing that matters.
Somebody may take Byrd and recite this years stats to me. And who knows, Byrd may not get caught, bacause remember, he is already guilty in my fantasy mind.
If he doesn't get caught, he could repeat his year and that fantasy player could have a gold mine. The problem being is that that gold mine is a lot more expensive than just fishing him out of faab.
He may even be a eighth or ninth rounder.
Byrd, getting caught, would really put a hurtin' on that team.
No thanks.
What about somebody as big as Braun?
I suspect Chris Davis.
I can't help it. He does things from a power perspective that no other player does.
I want to believe it's real. But in fantasy, if we don't stay true to ourselves, we're a loser.
At the least I know that I will knock Davis down a peg or two.
If he's using, he'll keep on using. These guys don't stop on their own. They stop, when caught.
Then they're sorry. You know, the cookie jar sort of sorry.
So in my mind, I have a doubt about Davis.
I could just ride Davis, hoping that he doesn't get caught or is clean or I can back off on him, knowing that if I back off on him, he won't make one of my teams because somebody else will only see the Numerish.
So, in being honest with myself, I'm passing on Chris Davis for next year.
Somebody suggested to me that Alfonzo Soriano is juiced. I don't think so. To me, he is still the same dive and drive type of hitter, his luck lately has run Reddick-like lately.
It'll pass. And Soriano will go back to diving again. I don't think it's PEDS.
Soriano is interesting for next year. I had a mancrush on him earlier in his career because he does like to follow his own stats. Now that he's back in NYC, he may be feeling that youthful exuberance again.
What about a guy like Adrian Beltre?
Here is where we have another conundrum. If Beltre is taking PEDS, he's damn good at it.
In fantasy, this is a plus.
He's not like Grandal, a player we've hardly seen because of injury and suspensions.
If Beltre is cheating, he's good at it. In fantasy, we reward good cheaters.
We'll take them as highly as we will clean players.
Beltre is like Cano in that if both have been cheating, their fantasy owners are reaping rewards.
I have no qualms in drafting either. But, the first BioGenesis type rumors that name them automatically precludes me from drafting them.
Like Braun, a good long time cheater himself, rumors
What about past cheaters?
Well, Melky gave us a look at what he's like without juice this year. He looked like Marlon Byrd for the last four years leading in to this year.
We've probably never seen Grandal play without them. Somebody mentioned that he started PEDS in high school.
That is sad.
And, enough information to know that he won't be drafted by me next year.
I think we've seen Peralta on and off PEDS. I'll stay away.
Everth Cabrera, I may be interested in. I don't know if he was truthful when he said he only took them this year on bad advice.
If hungry for speed, I might give him a shot.
Not Nellie Cruz.
Cruz has stayed healthy lately. I'm guessing PEDS had a lot to do with that. I remember the old Nelson Cruz could hit.
When healthy.
And that wasn't much.
So, what about Ryan Braun.
I'm of the opinion that he has juiced since College. There are just too many players, coaches, and seedy characters that go back to his college days.
That leaves us with a guy who has never played pro ball without Mothers Little Helper.
That scares the bejeezus out of me as a fantasy player.
We've seen Melky on and off PEDS. The difference is amazing.
We don't know how Braun will be or even if he'll be the same type of player.
For myself, he'll be some other drafters headache or great pick. I can live with somebody else drafting him high. I couldn't live with myself knowing I didn't cash because of taking Braun too high.
Almost all of us hate a baseball player. He may be on a rival team. He might have refused an autograph. He may have gotten drunk or been on steroids or PEDS.
Whatever it was, without knowing this player, we hate him.
For me, it's Alex Rodriguez.
ARod is the easiest player in baseball to hate. He makes a living that we wish we could do. He excelled at that living.
With every move he's made during the last five or so years though, he has made that living while acting as though He and only He is the only thing that matters.
ARod puts the NARC in narcissistic
AROD puts the SELF in selfish
If AROD could, he'd put an 'I' in 'Me', combining his two favorite words.
I passed on ARod for a dollar during faab. I'll pass on him next year, the year after, and every year till he is out of baseball.
Hardly any player has put himself before the game of baseball.
ARod has.
My fantasy teams can look bad enough. No matter the stats ARod generates, I can root against him.
It is with 100% certainty, he won't be doing it for my team.
Lets face it, it sucks. If ARod gets hit by a pitch every game it's ok with me. So, I'll let Outlaw talk about the trash part of real baseball.
For this post, let's screw real life PEDS and talk about the fantasy side of it.
I refuse to believe that Marlon Byrd is having a 'Comeback' year.
I do.
He hits with power like Melky, he runs like Melky, he used to be not that good of a player like Melky.
He doesn't pass my 'duck test'.
In fantasy, personal opinions about players are the only thing that matters.
Somebody may take Byrd and recite this years stats to me. And who knows, Byrd may not get caught, bacause remember, he is already guilty in my fantasy mind.
If he doesn't get caught, he could repeat his year and that fantasy player could have a gold mine. The problem being is that that gold mine is a lot more expensive than just fishing him out of faab.
He may even be a eighth or ninth rounder.
Byrd, getting caught, would really put a hurtin' on that team.
No thanks.
What about somebody as big as Braun?
I suspect Chris Davis.
I can't help it. He does things from a power perspective that no other player does.
I want to believe it's real. But in fantasy, if we don't stay true to ourselves, we're a loser.
At the least I know that I will knock Davis down a peg or two.
If he's using, he'll keep on using. These guys don't stop on their own. They stop, when caught.
Then they're sorry. You know, the cookie jar sort of sorry.
So in my mind, I have a doubt about Davis.
I could just ride Davis, hoping that he doesn't get caught or is clean or I can back off on him, knowing that if I back off on him, he won't make one of my teams because somebody else will only see the Numerish.
So, in being honest with myself, I'm passing on Chris Davis for next year.
Somebody suggested to me that Alfonzo Soriano is juiced. I don't think so. To me, he is still the same dive and drive type of hitter, his luck lately has run Reddick-like lately.
It'll pass. And Soriano will go back to diving again. I don't think it's PEDS.
Soriano is interesting for next year. I had a mancrush on him earlier in his career because he does like to follow his own stats. Now that he's back in NYC, he may be feeling that youthful exuberance again.
What about a guy like Adrian Beltre?
Here is where we have another conundrum. If Beltre is taking PEDS, he's damn good at it.
In fantasy, this is a plus.
He's not like Grandal, a player we've hardly seen because of injury and suspensions.
If Beltre is cheating, he's good at it. In fantasy, we reward good cheaters.
We'll take them as highly as we will clean players.
Beltre is like Cano in that if both have been cheating, their fantasy owners are reaping rewards.
I have no qualms in drafting either. But, the first BioGenesis type rumors that name them automatically precludes me from drafting them.
Like Braun, a good long time cheater himself, rumors
What about past cheaters?
Well, Melky gave us a look at what he's like without juice this year. He looked like Marlon Byrd for the last four years leading in to this year.
We've probably never seen Grandal play without them. Somebody mentioned that he started PEDS in high school.
That is sad.
And, enough information to know that he won't be drafted by me next year.
I think we've seen Peralta on and off PEDS. I'll stay away.
Everth Cabrera, I may be interested in. I don't know if he was truthful when he said he only took them this year on bad advice.
If hungry for speed, I might give him a shot.
Not Nellie Cruz.
Cruz has stayed healthy lately. I'm guessing PEDS had a lot to do with that. I remember the old Nelson Cruz could hit.
When healthy.
And that wasn't much.
So, what about Ryan Braun.
I'm of the opinion that he has juiced since College. There are just too many players, coaches, and seedy characters that go back to his college days.
That leaves us with a guy who has never played pro ball without Mothers Little Helper.
That scares the bejeezus out of me as a fantasy player.
We've seen Melky on and off PEDS. The difference is amazing.
We don't know how Braun will be or even if he'll be the same type of player.
For myself, he'll be some other drafters headache or great pick. I can live with somebody else drafting him high. I couldn't live with myself knowing I didn't cash because of taking Braun too high.
Almost all of us hate a baseball player. He may be on a rival team. He might have refused an autograph. He may have gotten drunk or been on steroids or PEDS.
Whatever it was, without knowing this player, we hate him.
For me, it's Alex Rodriguez.
ARod is the easiest player in baseball to hate. He makes a living that we wish we could do. He excelled at that living.
With every move he's made during the last five or so years though, he has made that living while acting as though He and only He is the only thing that matters.
ARod puts the NARC in narcissistic
AROD puts the SELF in selfish
If AROD could, he'd put an 'I' in 'Me', combining his two favorite words.
I passed on ARod for a dollar during faab. I'll pass on him next year, the year after, and every year till he is out of baseball.
Hardly any player has put himself before the game of baseball.
ARod has.
My fantasy teams can look bad enough. No matter the stats ARod generates, I can root against him.
It is with 100% certainty, he won't be doing it for my team.