Fantasy Baseball, and Kate Upton
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:54 pm
In one way or another in fantasy baseball, we all think we're smarter than another. Sure, we may admire Steve Jupinka's management of his teams during the year. Or maybe the pristine way that Lindy Hinkelman always seems to draft the right players.
Still, in our own minds, we're gonna get this next one right. That 'next one' may be a draft, in season management, or the whole season. We know we have it in us. Otherwise, we wouldn't put as much money on the line as we do.
As with every year of fantasy baseball, it begins with talk about the first round. Look at 'General Discussion' at the top of the Boards. We are being asked for our top 15. The top 15 never win us a draft. It is merely the foundation of our draft. We see 15 players. We only get one.
I have talked about Joey Votto not belonging in the top 15. That's MY opinion. An opinion that shouldn't have any more credence than any other NFBC'er....well, except for Mr. Hinkelman, if he drafts Votto. you'd be better served in listening to him than me.
As I looked at those 15 though, I started seeing warts. I hate warts.
Then I saw a post that suggested that CarGo has as many frailties as second rounders. And that poster is correct.
We are of different personalities. Our personalities spill into drafts.
Some of us are cautious.
Some of us are daring.
Some of us have a script.
Some of us have projections.
These personalities and different ways to approach a draft give us different picks at different times. This is why no two drafts are the same.
I contend that if we started the Pre-Mature draft over again with every drafter in the same drafting position, that we would come out with a totally different draft. I know my picks would change.
Why?
Partially because of self doubt.
Partially because of an update or two.
Partially because we read the draft wrong and would rather have a player somebody chose earlier than when we were going to take them.
But, mostly because of human nature.
We know we can always do better as drafters. We're going to draft till we get it right.
It's a little like golfing.
Both can be treasured, neither can be mastered.
So, let's fall into the trap of making the first round more important than it is. But instead of talking about why a player is in the first round, let's talk about why he shouldn't.
This will be a look at first rounders with a glass half empty. The top half of the glass. And in some cases, the glass may have a hole in the bottom..........
Miguel Cabrera-
Cabrera gets a pass as does Mike Trout. Cabrera's pass is larger....if there is such a thing.
Cabrera has been doing his thing a lot longer than Trout. He also plays an infield position. Cabrera is THE four category player. Elite in all of them. He's only dabbled with health problems. I'm guessing most players would have begged out of lineups with his abdoman/groin/thigh/whatever else injury he is going through now
Mike Trout-
Trout gets a smaller pass. He is a five category player. He has a chance, a small one to rival Mickey Mantle's '56 season for roto superiority. Mantle finshed 1st in four roto categories and 14th in stolen bases.
I laugh when folks say that age 27 is a players best year. If so, Trout has to wait six years to be really good.
Paul Goldschmidt-
Passes are over.
Goldschmidt is actually older than Trout, but younger in experience. Goldschmidt got to see a lot of good pitches early in the season. Then when word was out about the monster he has become, pitchers started using their only weapon to avoid him. The base on balls.
Goldschmidt handled it rather well. He was walked 50 times after the All Star Break, Vottoarian.
Usually when this happens to a younger player, he'll widen his zone and start lunging after pitches. Goldschmidt did not fall into the trap.
Still, he is young. Some drafters will Missouri/Missouri him. They will just do it at certain points. He could be top five. He could be top ten. He could be top 15.
I don't think he'll be drafted beyond the first round in one NFBC draft.
Chances of failure are minimal. He doesn't get a pass....but it's as close to one as possible.
Andrew McCutchen- .317/97/21/84/27
Nothing wrong with that right?
So why does McCutchen go in every draft before Adam Jones who has a .285/100/33/108/14?
McCutchen is a fun player to watch, but maybe a tad over rated for fantasy purposes. Cutch was a first rounder in every draft last year, Jones, second or third round.
McCutchen is a five category player but is elite in none of them.
When taking him, you could find yourself smacking yourself up the head and saying I should have gone for more power or more speed. Both in other players are more available.
Chris Davis-
Davis almost came out of nowhere to hit over 50 homers. I don't like players that come out of nowhere to hit 50 homers. Well, unless he was on my teams LAST year.
If Davis played in the 60's, we'd call him 'country strong'. Now 'country strong' means 'city slick'.
Davis was a mirage in a lot of ways. Sure, he was the scariest hitter alive in 2013. I give him that.
If he repeats his batting average though, I will go off Nacho Cheese Doritos for a week.
Davis hit .237 over July, August, and September.
THAT is the real Chris Davis.
Robinson Cano-
Cano becomes more of a gap hitter without Yankee Stadium. He already has no speed. Less power, no speed, does not make for a first round pick. He actually had more homers away this year than at home. The first time he has done that in years.
If signing with a team with a ig ballpark, I'm guessing Cano pulls less balls and does what he does best which is be a slash hitter.
That's great for Cano and his new team.
Will it be first round worthy?
Clayton Kershaw-
It's already widely spread that a fellow taking a pitcher in the first round starts behind the eight ball.
A pitcher can only deliver four categories. Even then, it is just once a week.
Kershaw becomes the king of arms, taking over for Verlander. In this day and age, a pitcher can be less relevant in a heartbeat.
Ask Verlander.
Ask Roy Halladay.
Ask Strasburg.
Carlos Gonzalez-
CarGo hates playing in September.
He is a fantasy owners song.
'You Left Me, Just When I Needed You Most'
CarGo has 103 at bats over the last three September's. Dustin Pedroia had 102 Septmber at bats this year alone.
Car Go cried finger. Petey mentioned a thumb.
Pedey played. CarGo didn't.
Now, he has elected not to have surgery. To fantasy owners, this leaves the possibilty that CarGo's finger could crop up again and cost you time from a number one pick.
And it won't even be September yet.
Ryan Braun-
He matched CarGo's September at bats this year, zero.
It's hard to pick on Braun. It's like picking on Obama. Enough people are doing that for us.
Some think that we've never seen the 'natural' Braun play.
It's a little like Kate Upton's chest. Once we get her shirt off, do we care HOW they got that large?
Some of us will, most of us won't.
Braun will be taken in the first round in a lot of drafts. This, despite looking at Melky Cabrera last year, and just shaking our heads.
I can't go on anymore, I knew I shouldn't have used the Kate Upton comparison......
Like golf and fantasy baseball both can be treasured!
Pictures please!
Enough already...
Part two coming soon.......
Still, in our own minds, we're gonna get this next one right. That 'next one' may be a draft, in season management, or the whole season. We know we have it in us. Otherwise, we wouldn't put as much money on the line as we do.
As with every year of fantasy baseball, it begins with talk about the first round. Look at 'General Discussion' at the top of the Boards. We are being asked for our top 15. The top 15 never win us a draft. It is merely the foundation of our draft. We see 15 players. We only get one.
I have talked about Joey Votto not belonging in the top 15. That's MY opinion. An opinion that shouldn't have any more credence than any other NFBC'er....well, except for Mr. Hinkelman, if he drafts Votto. you'd be better served in listening to him than me.
As I looked at those 15 though, I started seeing warts. I hate warts.
Then I saw a post that suggested that CarGo has as many frailties as second rounders. And that poster is correct.
We are of different personalities. Our personalities spill into drafts.
Some of us are cautious.
Some of us are daring.
Some of us have a script.
Some of us have projections.
These personalities and different ways to approach a draft give us different picks at different times. This is why no two drafts are the same.
I contend that if we started the Pre-Mature draft over again with every drafter in the same drafting position, that we would come out with a totally different draft. I know my picks would change.
Why?
Partially because of self doubt.
Partially because of an update or two.
Partially because we read the draft wrong and would rather have a player somebody chose earlier than when we were going to take them.
But, mostly because of human nature.
We know we can always do better as drafters. We're going to draft till we get it right.
It's a little like golfing.
Both can be treasured, neither can be mastered.
So, let's fall into the trap of making the first round more important than it is. But instead of talking about why a player is in the first round, let's talk about why he shouldn't.
This will be a look at first rounders with a glass half empty. The top half of the glass. And in some cases, the glass may have a hole in the bottom..........
Miguel Cabrera-
Cabrera gets a pass as does Mike Trout. Cabrera's pass is larger....if there is such a thing.
Cabrera has been doing his thing a lot longer than Trout. He also plays an infield position. Cabrera is THE four category player. Elite in all of them. He's only dabbled with health problems. I'm guessing most players would have begged out of lineups with his abdoman/groin/thigh/whatever else injury he is going through now
Mike Trout-
Trout gets a smaller pass. He is a five category player. He has a chance, a small one to rival Mickey Mantle's '56 season for roto superiority. Mantle finshed 1st in four roto categories and 14th in stolen bases.
I laugh when folks say that age 27 is a players best year. If so, Trout has to wait six years to be really good.
Paul Goldschmidt-
Passes are over.
Goldschmidt is actually older than Trout, but younger in experience. Goldschmidt got to see a lot of good pitches early in the season. Then when word was out about the monster he has become, pitchers started using their only weapon to avoid him. The base on balls.
Goldschmidt handled it rather well. He was walked 50 times after the All Star Break, Vottoarian.
Usually when this happens to a younger player, he'll widen his zone and start lunging after pitches. Goldschmidt did not fall into the trap.
Still, he is young. Some drafters will Missouri/Missouri him. They will just do it at certain points. He could be top five. He could be top ten. He could be top 15.
I don't think he'll be drafted beyond the first round in one NFBC draft.
Chances of failure are minimal. He doesn't get a pass....but it's as close to one as possible.
Andrew McCutchen- .317/97/21/84/27
Nothing wrong with that right?
So why does McCutchen go in every draft before Adam Jones who has a .285/100/33/108/14?
McCutchen is a fun player to watch, but maybe a tad over rated for fantasy purposes. Cutch was a first rounder in every draft last year, Jones, second or third round.
McCutchen is a five category player but is elite in none of them.
When taking him, you could find yourself smacking yourself up the head and saying I should have gone for more power or more speed. Both in other players are more available.
Chris Davis-
Davis almost came out of nowhere to hit over 50 homers. I don't like players that come out of nowhere to hit 50 homers. Well, unless he was on my teams LAST year.
If Davis played in the 60's, we'd call him 'country strong'. Now 'country strong' means 'city slick'.
Davis was a mirage in a lot of ways. Sure, he was the scariest hitter alive in 2013. I give him that.
If he repeats his batting average though, I will go off Nacho Cheese Doritos for a week.
Davis hit .237 over July, August, and September.
THAT is the real Chris Davis.
Robinson Cano-
Cano becomes more of a gap hitter without Yankee Stadium. He already has no speed. Less power, no speed, does not make for a first round pick. He actually had more homers away this year than at home. The first time he has done that in years.
If signing with a team with a ig ballpark, I'm guessing Cano pulls less balls and does what he does best which is be a slash hitter.
That's great for Cano and his new team.
Will it be first round worthy?
Clayton Kershaw-
It's already widely spread that a fellow taking a pitcher in the first round starts behind the eight ball.
A pitcher can only deliver four categories. Even then, it is just once a week.
Kershaw becomes the king of arms, taking over for Verlander. In this day and age, a pitcher can be less relevant in a heartbeat.
Ask Verlander.
Ask Roy Halladay.
Ask Strasburg.
Carlos Gonzalez-
CarGo hates playing in September.
He is a fantasy owners song.
'You Left Me, Just When I Needed You Most'
CarGo has 103 at bats over the last three September's. Dustin Pedroia had 102 Septmber at bats this year alone.
Car Go cried finger. Petey mentioned a thumb.
Pedey played. CarGo didn't.
Now, he has elected not to have surgery. To fantasy owners, this leaves the possibilty that CarGo's finger could crop up again and cost you time from a number one pick.
And it won't even be September yet.
Ryan Braun-
He matched CarGo's September at bats this year, zero.
It's hard to pick on Braun. It's like picking on Obama. Enough people are doing that for us.
Some think that we've never seen the 'natural' Braun play.
It's a little like Kate Upton's chest. Once we get her shirt off, do we care HOW they got that large?
Some of us will, most of us won't.
Braun will be taken in the first round in a lot of drafts. This, despite looking at Melky Cabrera last year, and just shaking our heads.
I can't go on anymore, I knew I shouldn't have used the Kate Upton comparison......
Like golf and fantasy baseball both can be treasured!
Pictures please!
Enough already...

Part two coming soon.......