Fantasy Art Resembles Real Life
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:22 pm
I like to think about real baseball teams in fantasy terms.
Most of us have had different fantasy teams. Teams that are so offensively loaded that we don't know who to start each week. Teams that are set and we can spend a minute on the lineup and be ready. Teams that are slim and we're starting players and praying they start.
For the teams that are set, I look at the Washington Nationals
C- Ramos
1B- Zimmerman
2B- Escobar
3B- Rendon
SS- Desmond
OF- Harper
OF- Span
OF- Werth
A trade or injury is the only thing that messes with this lineup. Right now, Werth is a little bit of a concern, so there is interest in Michael Taylor, but if Werth is ready, Taylor sits.
But fantasy-wise, this is a lineup that wouldn't take much time for us to throw players out, even with the deadline just minutes away.
The Braves are the team that we don't want. We are going to be FAABing a lot if we have a lineup like the Braves...
C- Bethancourt....maybe...Might be Pierzynski...maybe both
1B-Freeman
2B- Callaspo....maybe Gosselin...then Perazo
3B- Johnson....only because they haven't found a taker. Kelly Johnson if they do
SS- Simmons....old scout term, 'Good Field, no hit'
OF- Upton...Melvin, not BJ....No matter the name, no warm, cozy feeling
OF- Almonte, Gomes, Yong....Pick your poison...No really, pick your poison
OF- Markakis.... He brings in Greek fans from the Tri County area
Look at that lineup! If that were my fantasy lineup, I would have a hard time even playing out the string trying to avoid last place.
Freeman is a top 3 round hitter in a normal lineup.
In this lineup, you won't believe this, but I would rather roster Joey Votto.
I'm serious.
Freeman is apt to do two things in this lineup.
He is either going to walk like Votto and hardly ever score with the patheticism (yep, new word, what of it!?) of the Braves lineup.
OR, he will start swinging at pitches out of the zone. Freeman is not a voracious power hitter to begin with and swinging at pitches that are outside the zone will only toy with his Average.
Really, Freeman is the only hitter that will be taken in the first 18 rounds of most drafts.
Patheticism? Oh yeah!
Now, for the fun team. The team that is loaded and we don't know who to start.
Or even, where to start them.
The Boston Red Sox.
I can list their lineup, but that would just start arguments as to what will really be their lineup.
So, we'll just look at everybody.
At Catcher we have their weakness...so far.
We don't know what to expect from Vazquez. We just know that he has first dibs at the position.
Hanigan backs him up or starts if Vazquez fails.
Then they have Swihart coming up to be a force. Vazquez and Swihart are being taken before some Atlanta regulars.
That, that says a lot about both situations.
First base- We have slack jawed, hidden by beardom, Mike Napoli...and Allen Craig...and possibly Pablo Sandoval.
Napoli has been a fifth rounder in the past as a catcher, then 10th round as a good hitting 1B. And now later as an injury risk with power. Craig has just become a plain injury risk. Sandoval gets moved to first if shit happens.
And shit happens.
If Hanley can't make the switch to LF or gets pissed or does something Hanley-like, he could end up back on the infield.
If Bogaerts is hitting, it could mean Sandoval going to First base.
Second Base- Pedey....But he gets hurt....a lot. So what do the Red Sox do if Pedroia gets hurt this year.
Easy.
Mookie Betts. Their outfield is relieved and Betts goes back to a position he knows well.
Third Base- The Red Sox would love to have Sandoval stay here for the length of his contract. That ain't going to happen. Sandoval is a first baseman playing third base. He still fields well there now, but weight and gravity is quickly working against him.
Hanley could be the third baseman if shit happens.
And shit happens.
Shortstop- The Red Sox, more than anything need Xander Bogaerts to hit. He is the one guy that they really need to keep his position. Hanley plays a crappy shortstop and the Red Sox can withstand a few weeks or even a month of Hanley there. But any more would be a large risk.
And then, Yoan Moncada is coming...but that is down the road. He is like having the best keeper in a keeper league. The red Sox really do have an Overall great fantasy team here....offensively.
Outfield- Everybody loves talking about the Red Sox outfield. First, forget Jackie Bradley Jr. Either minor leagues or trade bait. Leave the great fielding center fielder that probably won't hit to the Mets with Lagares. The Red Sox are better than that and want a hitter at every position.
Allen Craig? No. He becomes Jonny Gomes if kept. Only seeing time against lefties if not traded.
Nava and Holt are insurance or trade bait.
That leaves Rusney Castillo, Mookie Betts, Hanley Ramirez, and Shane Victorino.
If I'm the Boston Manager, I'm rolling my eyes at the folks questioning who doesn't start.
Victoino is probably going to miss two starts a week because of 'rest'.
Ramirez needs a blow more than others, if only because he thinks he is a Superstar.
Castillo plays full throttle and needs a once a week rest.
Already that is four starts for Betts...AND NOBODY HAS EVEN GOTTEN HURT YET!
And shit happens.
They will get hurt.
To me, there is no question as to who will be in that outfield.
The four of them, till there is three. And that won't take long.
All in all, it's a HELLUVA lot more fun being the Red Sox over the Braves and even the Nats for me.
The Red Sox are now like a fantasy team drafted by a lot of industry experts. Heavy on the hitting and hope for the best from their pitching. Fantasy art resembling real Life.
Who knew?
Most of us have had different fantasy teams. Teams that are so offensively loaded that we don't know who to start each week. Teams that are set and we can spend a minute on the lineup and be ready. Teams that are slim and we're starting players and praying they start.
For the teams that are set, I look at the Washington Nationals
C- Ramos
1B- Zimmerman
2B- Escobar
3B- Rendon
SS- Desmond
OF- Harper
OF- Span
OF- Werth
A trade or injury is the only thing that messes with this lineup. Right now, Werth is a little bit of a concern, so there is interest in Michael Taylor, but if Werth is ready, Taylor sits.
But fantasy-wise, this is a lineup that wouldn't take much time for us to throw players out, even with the deadline just minutes away.
The Braves are the team that we don't want. We are going to be FAABing a lot if we have a lineup like the Braves...
C- Bethancourt....maybe...Might be Pierzynski...maybe both
1B-Freeman
2B- Callaspo....maybe Gosselin...then Perazo
3B- Johnson....only because they haven't found a taker. Kelly Johnson if they do

SS- Simmons....old scout term, 'Good Field, no hit'
OF- Upton...Melvin, not BJ....No matter the name, no warm, cozy feeling
OF- Almonte, Gomes, Yong....Pick your poison...No really, pick your poison
OF- Markakis.... He brings in Greek fans from the Tri County area
Look at that lineup! If that were my fantasy lineup, I would have a hard time even playing out the string trying to avoid last place.
Freeman is a top 3 round hitter in a normal lineup.
In this lineup, you won't believe this, but I would rather roster Joey Votto.
I'm serious.
Freeman is apt to do two things in this lineup.
He is either going to walk like Votto and hardly ever score with the patheticism (yep, new word, what of it!?) of the Braves lineup.
OR, he will start swinging at pitches out of the zone. Freeman is not a voracious power hitter to begin with and swinging at pitches that are outside the zone will only toy with his Average.
Really, Freeman is the only hitter that will be taken in the first 18 rounds of most drafts.
Patheticism? Oh yeah!
Now, for the fun team. The team that is loaded and we don't know who to start.
Or even, where to start them.
The Boston Red Sox.
I can list their lineup, but that would just start arguments as to what will really be their lineup.
So, we'll just look at everybody.
At Catcher we have their weakness...so far.
We don't know what to expect from Vazquez. We just know that he has first dibs at the position.
Hanigan backs him up or starts if Vazquez fails.
Then they have Swihart coming up to be a force. Vazquez and Swihart are being taken before some Atlanta regulars.
That, that says a lot about both situations.
First base- We have slack jawed, hidden by beardom, Mike Napoli...and Allen Craig...and possibly Pablo Sandoval.
Napoli has been a fifth rounder in the past as a catcher, then 10th round as a good hitting 1B. And now later as an injury risk with power. Craig has just become a plain injury risk. Sandoval gets moved to first if shit happens.
And shit happens.
If Hanley can't make the switch to LF or gets pissed or does something Hanley-like, he could end up back on the infield.
If Bogaerts is hitting, it could mean Sandoval going to First base.
Second Base- Pedey....But he gets hurt....a lot. So what do the Red Sox do if Pedroia gets hurt this year.
Easy.
Mookie Betts. Their outfield is relieved and Betts goes back to a position he knows well.
Third Base- The Red Sox would love to have Sandoval stay here for the length of his contract. That ain't going to happen. Sandoval is a first baseman playing third base. He still fields well there now, but weight and gravity is quickly working against him.
Hanley could be the third baseman if shit happens.
And shit happens.
Shortstop- The Red Sox, more than anything need Xander Bogaerts to hit. He is the one guy that they really need to keep his position. Hanley plays a crappy shortstop and the Red Sox can withstand a few weeks or even a month of Hanley there. But any more would be a large risk.
And then, Yoan Moncada is coming...but that is down the road. He is like having the best keeper in a keeper league. The red Sox really do have an Overall great fantasy team here....offensively.
Outfield- Everybody loves talking about the Red Sox outfield. First, forget Jackie Bradley Jr. Either minor leagues or trade bait. Leave the great fielding center fielder that probably won't hit to the Mets with Lagares. The Red Sox are better than that and want a hitter at every position.
Allen Craig? No. He becomes Jonny Gomes if kept. Only seeing time against lefties if not traded.
Nava and Holt are insurance or trade bait.
That leaves Rusney Castillo, Mookie Betts, Hanley Ramirez, and Shane Victorino.
If I'm the Boston Manager, I'm rolling my eyes at the folks questioning who doesn't start.
Victoino is probably going to miss two starts a week because of 'rest'.
Ramirez needs a blow more than others, if only because he thinks he is a Superstar.
Castillo plays full throttle and needs a once a week rest.
Already that is four starts for Betts...AND NOBODY HAS EVEN GOTTEN HURT YET!
And shit happens.
They will get hurt.
To me, there is no question as to who will be in that outfield.
The four of them, till there is three. And that won't take long.
All in all, it's a HELLUVA lot more fun being the Red Sox over the Braves and even the Nats for me.
The Red Sox are now like a fantasy team drafted by a lot of industry experts. Heavy on the hitting and hope for the best from their pitching. Fantasy art resembling real Life.
Who knew?