I Believe
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:22 am
A few things I believe in.......
I believe that Brett Cecil is the Closer in Toronto every bit as much as BJ Upton is the second hitter in Atlanta's lineup...
I believe that fantasy talk hosts use the word 'value' more than religous talk hosts use the word 'Amen'.....
I believe that Ruben Amaro still thinks he can win and doesn't want to deal anybody he has signed....
I believe that Amaro, if not under the gun, would be looking for Victorino and Allen Craig from the Sox, not Mookie Betts...
I believe that Amaro will be remembered in baseball as the Titanic is remembered by the ocean...
I believe that, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" is different when said by a porn star, than Al Pacino....
I believe that I may change my team to 'THE BEST DAMNED FANTASY PLAYER THAT EVER WAS"...
I believe I will do that because I want to see the new draft room say, "THE BEST DAMNED FANTASY PLAYER THAT EVER WAS has entered the room".....
I believe that I want to shake Nic Cassavetes hand in a month because it'll be as close as I get to having my way with Kate Upton...
I believe that if Mookie Betts first name was 'Melvin' that his ADP would be 30 picks lower.....
I believe that I would have respected Mookie's parents more had they named their son Pete Rose ....
I believe that if Giancarlo Stanton does a 'Tony Conigliaro', that would be the story of the year....
I believe that the name 'Tony Conigliaro' is only recognized by very few now...
I believe that the word 'Sleeper' is almost dead....Rest in peace, you son of a bitch....
I believe that if I were a sleeper, I would be doing that instead of Insomnia...
I believe that some of the best drafters in the world are in the Mia Draft and that one of them will win the Main Event this year...
I believe that a porn star will view 15 fantasy drafters as 15 fantasy drafters would view a Sunday at the Mall....
I believe that Shawn Childs looks more like Richie Cunningham than Ron Howard....
I believe that LaTroy Hawkins will get more Saves than Addison Reed this year.....
I believe that the new draft room will be a great addition once the freezing after the drafting of a player and the doubling, tripling and even quadrupling of a sentence in chat is fixed.....
I believe that the first televised game of Spring is today. Woohoo.....
I believe that Tanner Roark is the best 'sixth pitcher ' in baseball...And Daniel Nava, the best 'sixth outfielder'...
I believe that I'm gonna try and go back to sleep.....
I believe that Brett Cecil is the Closer in Toronto every bit as much as BJ Upton is the second hitter in Atlanta's lineup...
I believe that fantasy talk hosts use the word 'value' more than religous talk hosts use the word 'Amen'.....
I believe that Ruben Amaro still thinks he can win and doesn't want to deal anybody he has signed....
I believe that Amaro, if not under the gun, would be looking for Victorino and Allen Craig from the Sox, not Mookie Betts...
I believe that Amaro will be remembered in baseball as the Titanic is remembered by the ocean...
I believe that, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" is different when said by a porn star, than Al Pacino....
I believe that I may change my team to 'THE BEST DAMNED FANTASY PLAYER THAT EVER WAS"...
I believe I will do that because I want to see the new draft room say, "THE BEST DAMNED FANTASY PLAYER THAT EVER WAS has entered the room".....
I believe that I want to shake Nic Cassavetes hand in a month because it'll be as close as I get to having my way with Kate Upton...
I believe that if Mookie Betts first name was 'Melvin' that his ADP would be 30 picks lower.....
I believe that I would have respected Mookie's parents more had they named their son Pete Rose ....
I believe that if Giancarlo Stanton does a 'Tony Conigliaro', that would be the story of the year....
I believe that the name 'Tony Conigliaro' is only recognized by very few now...
I believe that the word 'Sleeper' is almost dead....Rest in peace, you son of a bitch....
I believe that if I were a sleeper, I would be doing that instead of Insomnia...
I believe that some of the best drafters in the world are in the Mia Draft and that one of them will win the Main Event this year...
I believe that a porn star will view 15 fantasy drafters as 15 fantasy drafters would view a Sunday at the Mall....
I believe that Shawn Childs looks more like Richie Cunningham than Ron Howard....
I believe that LaTroy Hawkins will get more Saves than Addison Reed this year.....
I believe that the new draft room will be a great addition once the freezing after the drafting of a player and the doubling, tripling and even quadrupling of a sentence in chat is fixed.....
I believe that the first televised game of Spring is today. Woohoo.....
I believe that Tanner Roark is the best 'sixth pitcher ' in baseball...And Daniel Nava, the best 'sixth outfielder'...
I believe that I'm gonna try and go back to sleep.....