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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:35 pm
20 questions or statements....
1. What woman does Justin Verlander fantasize about?
2. What has Bryce Harper done to be taken in the second and third rounds?
3. When drafting Anthony Rendon, drafters say they get two positions.
When getting hurt, drafters NEVER say they're losing two positions, do they?
4. David Price gave up more total bases than any other pitcher in baseball last year. Really, he did.
5. If Billy Hamilton has 'the runs', does he know it?
6. When seeing 'J Baez', does anybody else besides me think of Joan?
7. Anybody notice that Eva and Evan's career buzz have been synchronized?
8. If Dan Haren really retired, would anybody notice?
9. Jose Reyes used to steal a lot of bases. Now, he doesn't. Why is he being drafted in the second and third rounds?
10. The great Carnac says, "The answer is a butcher, an ambulance chaser, and a butcher."
The question is, "What does the Arizona outfield look like with Tomas, Pollock, and Trumbo?"
11. When the subject comes up about the Royals run last year, Why does the media only talk about the Royals three relievers?
12. Jon Lester had 16 stolen bases given up last year. Not bad considering he threw over to first base ZERO TIMES.
13.Pitcher, elbow pain = Heart patient, chest pains...yes?
14. Does Joey Votto wear a pedometer?
15.We like Hitters that go 20/20. Jered Weaver, Drew Hutchison, and AJ Burnett gave up 20/20's last year.
16. Are you Serious? Philly still has Cliff Lee, Hamels, Paps, Howard, Utley, Ruiz...
This proves that Amaro is equally inept at acquiring and good byeing players....
17. If doubles do indeed turn to homers, Mark Buehrle is in trouble. He gave up 56 doubles, only 15 homers...
18. Is Chris Carter the butt end of Adam Dunn's donkey?
19. Translation for 'Tanaka'...'Dead Man Walking'
20. Gay marriages are allowed now. I don't know if a man takes another man's name.
If so, I want Yu Darvish to marry Yasiel Puig. Yu Puig.
1. What woman does Justin Verlander fantasize about?
2. What has Bryce Harper done to be taken in the second and third rounds?
3. When drafting Anthony Rendon, drafters say they get two positions.
When getting hurt, drafters NEVER say they're losing two positions, do they?
4. David Price gave up more total bases than any other pitcher in baseball last year. Really, he did.
5. If Billy Hamilton has 'the runs', does he know it?
6. When seeing 'J Baez', does anybody else besides me think of Joan?
7. Anybody notice that Eva and Evan's career buzz have been synchronized?
8. If Dan Haren really retired, would anybody notice?
9. Jose Reyes used to steal a lot of bases. Now, he doesn't. Why is he being drafted in the second and third rounds?
10. The great Carnac says, "The answer is a butcher, an ambulance chaser, and a butcher."
The question is, "What does the Arizona outfield look like with Tomas, Pollock, and Trumbo?"
11. When the subject comes up about the Royals run last year, Why does the media only talk about the Royals three relievers?
12. Jon Lester had 16 stolen bases given up last year. Not bad considering he threw over to first base ZERO TIMES.
13.Pitcher, elbow pain = Heart patient, chest pains...yes?
14. Does Joey Votto wear a pedometer?
15.We like Hitters that go 20/20. Jered Weaver, Drew Hutchison, and AJ Burnett gave up 20/20's last year.
16. Are you Serious? Philly still has Cliff Lee, Hamels, Paps, Howard, Utley, Ruiz...
This proves that Amaro is equally inept at acquiring and good byeing players....
17. If doubles do indeed turn to homers, Mark Buehrle is in trouble. He gave up 56 doubles, only 15 homers...
18. Is Chris Carter the butt end of Adam Dunn's donkey?
19. Translation for 'Tanaka'...'Dead Man Walking'
20. Gay marriages are allowed now. I don't know if a man takes another man's name.
If so, I want Yu Darvish to marry Yasiel Puig. Yu Puig.