Four Days
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:06 am
This is the worst four days of every year for fantasy folks.
The All-Star game has not done anything for me since baseball started interleague play. When baseball did that, it meshed all the teams together. The dividing line, gone. Teams only separated on paper.
Once, playing for pride in their league, now, let's be honest, the players play for themselves.
That all said, there is a All-Star item that tickled me. It concerns Mike Trout's first at bat in his four All Star appearances...
2012- Single
2013- Double
2014- Triple
2015- Home Run
I play fantasy golf as a sidelight during the baseball season. These four days are the only time where I put REAL thought and study into the coming weekend of play. Thanks to the break, I have the time.
What a great time to be a fan of both of these sports.
Trout and Bryce Harper dominating baseball at such a young age and Jordan Spieth doing the same on the PGA.
Spieth is a little like Mike Trout in that he does everything well.
Tiger Woods dominated by being a long hitter and clutch short player.
Spieth is not as long, but has every facet of the game in hand. A great short game and every bit as clutch as Tiger.
See? A whole paragraph about golf. THAT is what this stupid break does to fantasy enthusiasts!
Help.
I feel like I should be drafting a team. Too much time on my hands!
Ok, so let's predict who would go in the first round if we were to draft today....
1 Mike Trout
He has done nothing to lose his pedestal status. I do believe that his reign at number one in almost every league will not be as strong this coming year though because...
2 Bryce Harper
The kids just love him. Would I take Harper before Trout?
No way.
But I know there will be some that will.
3 Paul Goldschmidt
Goldy just keeps on being Gold. Without Trout in the game, he would probably split number one status with Harper.
A first baseman that does all that he does is Goldy.
4 Max Scherzer
The National League has been berry, berry good for Scherzer. He is surpassing Clayton Kershaw as the pitcher to have for 2016.
5 Giancarlo Stanton
On his way to a 50 homer season before he got hurt. There were thoughts that he may not be the same after getting hit in the face with a pitch. Those thoughts are alleviated.
6 Miguel Cabrera
Like Stanton, he proved what he could do before getting hurt
7 Todd Frazier
Frazier will lose 1B staus for next year. His drafters won't care. The guy hits and hits and runs a little too.
8 Josh Donaldson
The switch from Oakland's venue to Toronto and the switch from Oakland's lineup to Toronto's has done nothing but be fantasy goodness for his owners.
9 Clayton Kershaw
Fantasy players don't forget. Kershaw has dominated in the past. There will be a lot of folks thinking he will do so again.
10 Andrew McCutchen
McCutchen was thought to be a top three player by some. I don't think so. Still, he is a player that a good fantasy team can be built around.
11 Chris Sale
Three pitchers in the first round?
Yes.
None named Felix?
Yes.
Big time pitchers get more scarce each year. Sale has shown critics that he can be thin, throw like he'll get hurt, and maintain health while being damned hard to hit.
12 This is where it gets tough. I believe that the 12-25 players will go in the first rounds in some drafts and the second round in others. Here are the interchangeable players
Adam Jones
George Springer
Starling Marte
Felix Hernandez
Anthony Rizzo
Kris Bryant
Jose Altuve
Dee Gordon
Brian Dozier
Manny Machado
Buster Posey
Nolan Arenado
Zack Greinke
Troy Tulowitzki
Prince Fielder
And now that I put those names out there, I really can't wait to draft again!
The PreMature is only about two months away, yoo hoo!
The only good thing about these four days is that two of them are gone!
How long can one really think about golf fer crissakes?
Help.
I could make some prank calls.
Make a call to the largest corporation in town and call in sick.
Make a call to McDonalds asking for reservations for dinner.
Nah. Those calls are never satisfying. I never get to see the face on the other side of the phone, only the voice.
Help.
Looking at current standings is like looking at front runners for the Presidential race.
And these four days off is like actually listening to the folks running for President.
THAT, that is bored.
Donald Trump would be pissed that I compare him to a Latin.
He is the Yasiel Puig of America.
Each having an ego that is only exceeded by their sense of entitlement.
Omigosh! So bored that I brought up politicians.
Help.
I haven't seen Hannah or her horse in two days.
'Hannah and her Horse', ohhh, I just realized how much that sounds like the title to a porn movie.
I even miss the Viagra commercials. Showing beautifully aged women talking about what is happening below our belts, then showing them in slow motion with a wind fan in the area.
My luck being as it is, I'd get the Viagra and not have the aging beauty or get the aging beauty, but not have the Viagra.
I also miss the commercials for Viagra's compettion.
You know, the one where the aging couple is at a football game, give each other a high five, and look like they want to do it right there. Then, a voice over explains how 'we don't want to miss THOSE moments'.
Yeah, right. Oh, those horny 50-somethings!
If all it took was high fiving at a football game to get them going, high school kids would see more than just parents in the stands.
Help.
Now, I'm seeing commercials that 'regular' people see.
If I send $19.99 to somebody, I can help a kid in a foreign country with flies on her head.
If I send $19.99 to somebody, I can help aging veterans who didn't get a fair shake.
If I send $19.99 to somebody, I can save starved and beaten animals.
What a load of crap!
If I send $19.99 to somebody, will they take off those overbearing and obviously scammy commercials?
Help.
Two more days to go......
Help.
The All-Star game has not done anything for me since baseball started interleague play. When baseball did that, it meshed all the teams together. The dividing line, gone. Teams only separated on paper.
Once, playing for pride in their league, now, let's be honest, the players play for themselves.
That all said, there is a All-Star item that tickled me. It concerns Mike Trout's first at bat in his four All Star appearances...
2012- Single
2013- Double
2014- Triple
2015- Home Run
I play fantasy golf as a sidelight during the baseball season. These four days are the only time where I put REAL thought and study into the coming weekend of play. Thanks to the break, I have the time.
What a great time to be a fan of both of these sports.
Trout and Bryce Harper dominating baseball at such a young age and Jordan Spieth doing the same on the PGA.
Spieth is a little like Mike Trout in that he does everything well.
Tiger Woods dominated by being a long hitter and clutch short player.
Spieth is not as long, but has every facet of the game in hand. A great short game and every bit as clutch as Tiger.
See? A whole paragraph about golf. THAT is what this stupid break does to fantasy enthusiasts!
Help.
I feel like I should be drafting a team. Too much time on my hands!
Ok, so let's predict who would go in the first round if we were to draft today....
1 Mike Trout
He has done nothing to lose his pedestal status. I do believe that his reign at number one in almost every league will not be as strong this coming year though because...
2 Bryce Harper
The kids just love him. Would I take Harper before Trout?
No way.
But I know there will be some that will.
3 Paul Goldschmidt
Goldy just keeps on being Gold. Without Trout in the game, he would probably split number one status with Harper.
A first baseman that does all that he does is Goldy.
4 Max Scherzer
The National League has been berry, berry good for Scherzer. He is surpassing Clayton Kershaw as the pitcher to have for 2016.
5 Giancarlo Stanton
On his way to a 50 homer season before he got hurt. There were thoughts that he may not be the same after getting hit in the face with a pitch. Those thoughts are alleviated.
6 Miguel Cabrera
Like Stanton, he proved what he could do before getting hurt
7 Todd Frazier
Frazier will lose 1B staus for next year. His drafters won't care. The guy hits and hits and runs a little too.
8 Josh Donaldson
The switch from Oakland's venue to Toronto and the switch from Oakland's lineup to Toronto's has done nothing but be fantasy goodness for his owners.
9 Clayton Kershaw
Fantasy players don't forget. Kershaw has dominated in the past. There will be a lot of folks thinking he will do so again.
10 Andrew McCutchen
McCutchen was thought to be a top three player by some. I don't think so. Still, he is a player that a good fantasy team can be built around.
11 Chris Sale
Three pitchers in the first round?
Yes.
None named Felix?
Yes.
Big time pitchers get more scarce each year. Sale has shown critics that he can be thin, throw like he'll get hurt, and maintain health while being damned hard to hit.
12 This is where it gets tough. I believe that the 12-25 players will go in the first rounds in some drafts and the second round in others. Here are the interchangeable players
Adam Jones
George Springer
Starling Marte
Felix Hernandez
Anthony Rizzo
Kris Bryant
Jose Altuve
Dee Gordon
Brian Dozier
Manny Machado
Buster Posey
Nolan Arenado
Zack Greinke
Troy Tulowitzki
Prince Fielder
And now that I put those names out there, I really can't wait to draft again!
The PreMature is only about two months away, yoo hoo!
The only good thing about these four days is that two of them are gone!
How long can one really think about golf fer crissakes?
Help.
I could make some prank calls.
Make a call to the largest corporation in town and call in sick.
Make a call to McDonalds asking for reservations for dinner.
Nah. Those calls are never satisfying. I never get to see the face on the other side of the phone, only the voice.
Help.
Looking at current standings is like looking at front runners for the Presidential race.
And these four days off is like actually listening to the folks running for President.
THAT, that is bored.
Donald Trump would be pissed that I compare him to a Latin.
He is the Yasiel Puig of America.
Each having an ego that is only exceeded by their sense of entitlement.
Omigosh! So bored that I brought up politicians.
Help.
I haven't seen Hannah or her horse in two days.
'Hannah and her Horse', ohhh, I just realized how much that sounds like the title to a porn movie.
I even miss the Viagra commercials. Showing beautifully aged women talking about what is happening below our belts, then showing them in slow motion with a wind fan in the area.
My luck being as it is, I'd get the Viagra and not have the aging beauty or get the aging beauty, but not have the Viagra.
I also miss the commercials for Viagra's compettion.
You know, the one where the aging couple is at a football game, give each other a high five, and look like they want to do it right there. Then, a voice over explains how 'we don't want to miss THOSE moments'.
Yeah, right. Oh, those horny 50-somethings!
If all it took was high fiving at a football game to get them going, high school kids would see more than just parents in the stands.
Help.
Now, I'm seeing commercials that 'regular' people see.
If I send $19.99 to somebody, I can help a kid in a foreign country with flies on her head.
If I send $19.99 to somebody, I can help aging veterans who didn't get a fair shake.
If I send $19.99 to somebody, I can save starved and beaten animals.
What a load of crap!
If I send $19.99 to somebody, will they take off those overbearing and obviously scammy commercials?
Help.
Two more days to go......
Help.