Rueing and Stewing
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:39 pm
I just wrote to Jon StatsMuller and told him that you could always tell the fantasy year you've had by what your wife's arms are doing.
If they're extended, that means you've won.
If they're crossed, that means you've lost.
My wife's arms are crossed.
I feel like Fred Flintstone when the cat put HIM out for the night.
It's hard not having a good fantasy year. We slipped the ring on our team in March, said our vows, and never expected a bad divorce.
But, that is what a bad year feels like. I won a couple of DC's, but failure in the 'real events' make those wins feel like the deer hunter who comes home with a couple of squirrels.
"Hey! At least we're not going hungry, Honey!"
If I were smart, I would have changed my name to 'Schrenyon'. It seems like the big winners had names that started with S-c-h-r'. I should have saw that coming!
Pitching. I never did get pitching right this year. It seemed like each Starter was conspiring against me.
"Ol Dan's starting me today, what a dumbass!"
I think each of my pitchers said that on their facebook page.
Some would tease. Pitch great for five innings, then remember I started him, and have a final line of 5 1/3 ip, 6 h, 5er, 2bb, no decision.
And even if they did pitch well, I would wonder how that bullpen would blow the Win.
One reliever was very inventive and did it with a balk.
Kudo's!
Bastard.
I had Tyson Ross this year. Ross had a decent year.
I follow each of my players as I'm sure most do.
Ross is a tough one to follow.
We think we have a built-in advantage in drafting a Padres pitcher because they play in Jellystone Park.
We tend to forget that Ross' offensive teammates also play in that park.
I don't know how many of Ross' games were 0-0, 1-0, or 1-1 scores going into the later innings, but it seemed like it was a lot.
Those games just suck for an owner.
I know, I know, it's better than 4-4.
But a guy like Ross is good enough that he won't be in many 4-4 games before the fifth inning.
Watching San Diego not score for Ross or a team like the Braves not score for Shelby Miller is freaking maddening!
It's like watching Joey Votto have a 10 pitch walk with runners on second and third!
Broadcasters are telling us how great Ross, Miller, and Votto are. In the meantime, their owners are flipping middle fingers.
Anyway, I've got to do a better job in figuring out pitching.
Otherwise, I'll have to make two squirrels last the whole winter again.
And I have to figure it out soon.
It's not as easy as finding a guy with a great pitching park.
It's not about quality starts.
And it's not about their team.
It's not even about their arms.
It's about my wife's arms.
If they're extended, that means you've won.
If they're crossed, that means you've lost.
My wife's arms are crossed.
I feel like Fred Flintstone when the cat put HIM out for the night.
It's hard not having a good fantasy year. We slipped the ring on our team in March, said our vows, and never expected a bad divorce.
But, that is what a bad year feels like. I won a couple of DC's, but failure in the 'real events' make those wins feel like the deer hunter who comes home with a couple of squirrels.
"Hey! At least we're not going hungry, Honey!"
If I were smart, I would have changed my name to 'Schrenyon'. It seems like the big winners had names that started with S-c-h-r'. I should have saw that coming!
Pitching. I never did get pitching right this year. It seemed like each Starter was conspiring against me.
"Ol Dan's starting me today, what a dumbass!"
I think each of my pitchers said that on their facebook page.
Some would tease. Pitch great for five innings, then remember I started him, and have a final line of 5 1/3 ip, 6 h, 5er, 2bb, no decision.
And even if they did pitch well, I would wonder how that bullpen would blow the Win.
One reliever was very inventive and did it with a balk.
Kudo's!
Bastard.
I had Tyson Ross this year. Ross had a decent year.
I follow each of my players as I'm sure most do.
Ross is a tough one to follow.
We think we have a built-in advantage in drafting a Padres pitcher because they play in Jellystone Park.
We tend to forget that Ross' offensive teammates also play in that park.
I don't know how many of Ross' games were 0-0, 1-0, or 1-1 scores going into the later innings, but it seemed like it was a lot.
Those games just suck for an owner.
I know, I know, it's better than 4-4.
But a guy like Ross is good enough that he won't be in many 4-4 games before the fifth inning.
Watching San Diego not score for Ross or a team like the Braves not score for Shelby Miller is freaking maddening!
It's like watching Joey Votto have a 10 pitch walk with runners on second and third!
Broadcasters are telling us how great Ross, Miller, and Votto are. In the meantime, their owners are flipping middle fingers.
Anyway, I've got to do a better job in figuring out pitching.
Otherwise, I'll have to make two squirrels last the whole winter again.
And I have to figure it out soon.
It's not as easy as finding a guy with a great pitching park.
It's not about quality starts.
And it's not about their team.
It's not even about their arms.
It's about my wife's arms.