Ruben Tejada Slays Clayton Kershaw with His Jedi Sabr
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:06 am
I know that I'm pissing against the wind. I know that sabrs have almost taken over the beasball stat world. I know that for everything that happens on a baseball field, that there is supposedly an offensive reason for the action.
I know that.
But, I cannot agree.
Here is a pitch by pitch account of Clayton Kershaw's seventh inning last night....
Lucas Duda: Ball, Ball, Ball, Strike looking, Duda walked.
Michael Cuddyer: Strike looking, Ball, Cuddyer grounded out to third, Duda to second.
Ruben Tejada: Strike looking, Foul, Foul, Ball, Ball, Ball, Foul, Tejada walked.
Jacob deGrom: Ball, deGrom sacrificed to third, Duda to third, Tejada to second.
Curtis Granderson: Foul, Ball, Strike swinging, Ball, Ball, Foul, Granderson walked.
PEDRO BAEZ RELIEVED CLAYTON KERSHAW.
First, there is not one hitter that would 'scare' Kershaw, right?
Duda and Granderson are capable, but left handed, we know that Kershaw has a significant advantage.
Ruben Tejada is a prototypical eighth hitter who swings and misses more than the 'Elephant Man' hitting on a pretty girl.
And yet, this is the blurb we see about this inning....
"The Mets struggled to get anything going offensively against Clayton Kershaw, but were able to force the left-hander from the game in ht seventh after loading the bases on three walks."
Friggin... UGH!
Batters drawing walks and being 'credited' for those walks have reached a new high.
Kershaw missed and he continued to miss. He threw more balls than strikes in the inning. Against batters that he usually eats for lunch.
In my day, we would say that Kershaw was wild during that inning. Pitchers are not afforded that now. Now, these walks are 'forced'.
The thought of Ruben Tejada 'forcing' a walk from Clayton Kershaw...
Friggin....friggin...DOUBLE UGH!!!
At the end of the year, when studying for which pitcher to take in upcoming drafts, it is only then that pitchers take responsibility for their wildness. We never think of a pitchers walk ratio as ever possibly being 'forced' by a hitter.
Then, a walk is a walk. Whether, it was a 12 pitch walk in an epic battle with Mike Trout or even if it was a walk that writers say was forced by the likes of mighty Ruben Tejada.
A walk is a walk.
And still, a walk is not always a compliment for a hitter. Writers, annonuncers, fans, and I have ridden Joey Votto (you didn't think I'd write a piece like this without mentioning Votto, did you?) for walking too much.
Votto growls that he is what he is.
Still, while Jose Bautista is called 'Joey Bats', I have a hard time believing tha't Votto would enjoy the nickname, 'Joey Walks'.
As we coach our son's little league team, we pray for the other team's pitcher to walk our eighth or ninth hitter.
Even if it is our son.
We know that a walk saves what would happen if forced to swing and a probable poor outcome.
These poor hitters have better days ahead.
If reaching the Big Leagues and hitting eighth or ninth in the lineup, that walk turns from a prayer answered to 'forced'.
Ruben Tejada forcing a walk off Clayton Kershaw.
It just sounds bad, right?
It's like San Francisco forcing an earthquake.
It's like my good looks forcing a kiss from a young Ann-Margaret.
Wow, if only I had a sabr in my back pocket!
It all doesn't make sense..
Ruben Tejada forcing a walk from Clayton Kershaw.....
It happened.
Just ask a friggin' sabr.
I know that.
But, I cannot agree.
Here is a pitch by pitch account of Clayton Kershaw's seventh inning last night....
Lucas Duda: Ball, Ball, Ball, Strike looking, Duda walked.
Michael Cuddyer: Strike looking, Ball, Cuddyer grounded out to third, Duda to second.
Ruben Tejada: Strike looking, Foul, Foul, Ball, Ball, Ball, Foul, Tejada walked.
Jacob deGrom: Ball, deGrom sacrificed to third, Duda to third, Tejada to second.
Curtis Granderson: Foul, Ball, Strike swinging, Ball, Ball, Foul, Granderson walked.
PEDRO BAEZ RELIEVED CLAYTON KERSHAW.
First, there is not one hitter that would 'scare' Kershaw, right?
Duda and Granderson are capable, but left handed, we know that Kershaw has a significant advantage.
Ruben Tejada is a prototypical eighth hitter who swings and misses more than the 'Elephant Man' hitting on a pretty girl.
And yet, this is the blurb we see about this inning....
"The Mets struggled to get anything going offensively against Clayton Kershaw, but were able to force the left-hander from the game in ht seventh after loading the bases on three walks."
Friggin... UGH!
Batters drawing walks and being 'credited' for those walks have reached a new high.
Kershaw missed and he continued to miss. He threw more balls than strikes in the inning. Against batters that he usually eats for lunch.
In my day, we would say that Kershaw was wild during that inning. Pitchers are not afforded that now. Now, these walks are 'forced'.
The thought of Ruben Tejada 'forcing' a walk from Clayton Kershaw...
Friggin....friggin...DOUBLE UGH!!!
At the end of the year, when studying for which pitcher to take in upcoming drafts, it is only then that pitchers take responsibility for their wildness. We never think of a pitchers walk ratio as ever possibly being 'forced' by a hitter.
Then, a walk is a walk. Whether, it was a 12 pitch walk in an epic battle with Mike Trout or even if it was a walk that writers say was forced by the likes of mighty Ruben Tejada.
A walk is a walk.
And still, a walk is not always a compliment for a hitter. Writers, annonuncers, fans, and I have ridden Joey Votto (you didn't think I'd write a piece like this without mentioning Votto, did you?) for walking too much.
Votto growls that he is what he is.
Still, while Jose Bautista is called 'Joey Bats', I have a hard time believing tha't Votto would enjoy the nickname, 'Joey Walks'.
As we coach our son's little league team, we pray for the other team's pitcher to walk our eighth or ninth hitter.
Even if it is our son.
We know that a walk saves what would happen if forced to swing and a probable poor outcome.
These poor hitters have better days ahead.
If reaching the Big Leagues and hitting eighth or ninth in the lineup, that walk turns from a prayer answered to 'forced'.
Ruben Tejada forcing a walk off Clayton Kershaw.
It just sounds bad, right?
It's like San Francisco forcing an earthquake.
It's like my good looks forcing a kiss from a young Ann-Margaret.
Wow, if only I had a sabr in my back pocket!
It all doesn't make sense..
Ruben Tejada forcing a walk from Clayton Kershaw.....
It happened.
Just ask a friggin' sabr.