Rules That Aren't Even Made, Let Alone, Broken
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2016 3:25 pm
There are some rules in and about baseball that will never be enacted or followed...but maybe should be.
Here are a few rules that not only are unwritten, but never will be written....
Unless related, no fan should ever wear the jersey of another player unless that player is older than the wearer.
When finished with your schooling, that should be the time to quit bringing your glove to the ball park.
No food should ever be consumed while on camera.
If a home fan deflects a ball from a possible catch from the visiting team, without stepping on the field of play, that fan should be applauded, not removed from the game.
However, if the fan does the same to the home team, he shall be removed from the game.
If a rookie is better than his teammates at a position, he plays at the start of the season.
Not until his team weasels another year of free agency from him.
When a player is suspended, he immediately appeals.
If losing the appeal process, an extra game of suspension should be added.
Advancement on fielders indifference should not result in an earned run if the runner scores solely due to that advancement.
Intentional walks should be given to the batter with a four finger wave, not four pitches outside.
Most games scheduled Opening Week, should be in domes and cities west of the Mississippi.
Any fan waving on their phone behind home plate should be led to another seat off camera.
Any adult begging for a ball from the ball boy or a player, amidst a group of kids, shall be removed from the game.
Every stadium should have dirt leading from the catcher to pitchers mound.
The five innings needed for a starting pitcher to garner a Win, may be waved if his team is leading the game and he has given up two or fewer runs before departing.
As tv viewers, we should have the option of listening to announcers or listening to crowd sounds only.
A ball shall be awarded to the batter any time a player or coach stops play to confer with the pitcher.
Here are a few rules that not only are unwritten, but never will be written....
Unless related, no fan should ever wear the jersey of another player unless that player is older than the wearer.
When finished with your schooling, that should be the time to quit bringing your glove to the ball park.
No food should ever be consumed while on camera.
If a home fan deflects a ball from a possible catch from the visiting team, without stepping on the field of play, that fan should be applauded, not removed from the game.
However, if the fan does the same to the home team, he shall be removed from the game.
If a rookie is better than his teammates at a position, he plays at the start of the season.
Not until his team weasels another year of free agency from him.
When a player is suspended, he immediately appeals.
If losing the appeal process, an extra game of suspension should be added.
Advancement on fielders indifference should not result in an earned run if the runner scores solely due to that advancement.
Intentional walks should be given to the batter with a four finger wave, not four pitches outside.
Most games scheduled Opening Week, should be in domes and cities west of the Mississippi.
Any fan waving on their phone behind home plate should be led to another seat off camera.
Any adult begging for a ball from the ball boy or a player, amidst a group of kids, shall be removed from the game.
Every stadium should have dirt leading from the catcher to pitchers mound.
The five innings needed for a starting pitcher to garner a Win, may be waved if his team is leading the game and he has given up two or fewer runs before departing.
As tv viewers, we should have the option of listening to announcers or listening to crowd sounds only.
A ball shall be awarded to the batter any time a player or coach stops play to confer with the pitcher.