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[DOUGHBOYS]

Percentages, factual and not.....




What would percentages be without him?

34% of Joey Votto's plate appearances resulted in zero batted balls
43% of Joey Votto's plate appearances resulted in reaching base
92% of Joey Votto owners wish he would swing more

We ALL live dangerously

99% of us shake hands with others
99% of us shake with our right hands
99% of all right hands have held a penis


WHAAAAT?

Daniel Murphy had 26% more extra base hits over striking out
Really, he did


but he's so little!

Jose Altuve had 100% of the extra base hits than Nelson Cruz did (71 each)
Altuve also drew 220% more intentional walks than Cruz
There is only a 1% chance that we will ever hear Altuve humming, 'It's a Small World Afterall'

Pitcher respect?

100% of fans agree that Dustin Pedroia is a team player
Pedroia finished in the top five percentile for plate appearances
Pedroia was hit by zero pitches
Never taking one for the team

'Sacrifice Flies' are a Misnomer anyway

100% of fans think that sacrifice flies are either lucky or a statistical advantageous opportunity
0.0002 Chinese residents know that Mark Trumbo led baseball in home runs last year
Even less realize that Trumbo had 667 plate appearances and zero sacrifice flies

What Sounds better though? Cutch or Hos?

Andrew McCutchen had six percent more extra base hits than Eric Hosmer
And hit just 10 points below Hosmer
95% of fans wonder what is wrong with McCutchen
0% think the same of Hosmer

They Punch the Timeclock Regularly

100% of fantasy owners want to see their players name in the starting lineup
65% will even feel cheated or angered when not seeing our guy
In an era where 80% of players don't play in 20% of games, this is relfreshing....
The Seager Brothers played in 97% of their teams games
A 100% salute!

[blazer68]

entertaining as usual sir

[DOUGHBOYS]

Thanks Kenny, much appreciated!

And thanks for not being part of the 56%!