Screw You Dan Kenyon!

[DOUGHBOYS]

I get notes from a lot of folks. Here is one received today....

I walk 10 miles in Cincinnati to eat at my favorite grotto,
I sign autographs along the way, yep that's me, Joey Votto,
I walk everywhere, my favorite is the first base line.
I patrol the strike zone, that strike zone is mine.

I catch shit for taking one, two many walks.
I say screw you! It's my game, you box 'o rocks!
I am in the top 10 of three categories, that are roto.
Eat Shit and screw you Dan Kenyon! See those stats? Take a photo!

I've listened to your shit for years.
I could care less as my landmark nears.
I am on my way to drawing 1,000 walks,
I've felt like you've given me that many knocks.

I'm proud, proud to be a walking as much as I can,
Yep, like Ted, the Babe, and Stan the Man,
And probably much to your damned chagrin,
Not only am I walking, but I'm hitting, just like them.

Admit you were wrong, that I can walk AND hit,
Admit you were wrong, do it with your dimmed wit,
Yes, admit you were wrong, I am leading in not one, not two, but three categories.
Yes, admit you were wrong! Screw you Dan Kenyon! Put THAT in one of your stories!