And What Was Wrong with "Nick"?

[DOUGHBOYS]

Jerry- I wanna trade Castellanos

George- We can't trade Castellanos

Jerry- Why can't we trade Castellanos?

George- Because his exit velocity is well above Major League average.

Jerry- His whaaaaa?

George- Exit velocity. You know, how fast the ball comes off the bat.

Jerry- Does that mean he's found a way to hit .225 quicker?

George- He's got one of the best exit velocities in baseball.

Jerry- So he has a good timing belt.

George- What are you saying?

Jerry- I bought a car. Took it to a bunch of mechanics. They all raved about the timing belt. They loved that timing belt.

George- Great car?

Jerry- Crappy car. Wonderful timing belt.

George- Castellanos is hitting the ball hard!

Jerry- He has a wonderful timing belt.

George- His hits are bound to fall in sooner or later.

Jerry- My car kept breaking down. Never had a problem with that timing belt.

George- Would you quit with the timing belt?

Jerry- When I sold that car, I never mentioned how lucky the new owner was to have such a wonderful timing belt.

George- Probably a good thing.

Jerry- Yeah, I thought I'd let him find out on his own like I did. Makes you feel good.

George- A timing belt makes you feel good? Do you know what a timing belt is?

Jerry- Don't have a clue.

George- I thought so.

Jerry- Do you know what MPH Castellanos is hitting the ball?

George- Not really.

Jerry- He's hitting .225, but he's got a great timing belt.

George- Alright, alright, we trade him