MAKE A DAMNED PICK or 'The DC Lament'

[DOUGHBOYS]

I can't believe how long he's been on the clock!
C'mon, I haven't got all day! Tick tock! Tick tock!
If I were nice, I'd imagine that he was really sick;
But I'm not...So MAKE A DAMNED PICK!

I got into this draft, knowing it would be slow;
But Sombitch! I think I just saw grass grow!
I entered one more draft thinking it would be a kick;
And now I'm left screaming...MAKE A DAMNED PICK!

When joining, it's comforting to say, 'take your time';
Later, we say 'Screw that, just pick now, you slime!'
14 others are waiting; From your ass, remove the stick,
That's right, we're waiting on you...MAKE A DAMNED PICK!

And you know what response from 'slowy's' I hate the worst?
It's when they say, "I have a life" that, that leaves me cursed;
All 15 of us have lives you great big Dick!
Now get off your high horse...MAKE A DAMNED PICK!

Oh Somewhere out there, there are 14 drafters who think like me;
Drafters who can make a decision in a minute or two, maybe three,
Instead, I'm stuck in a draft with people who can't think a lick;
For the Love of God, I beg of you......MAKE A DAMNED PICK!

Lyrics- Dan Kenyon
Music- Dave Potts

[Gb2715]

Perfect!!!!!!