A Visit to the Shrink

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DOUGHBOYS
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A Visit to the Shrink

Post by DOUGHBOYS » Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:41 am

I got roped into going to the fantasy baseball shrink's office...

Shrink: How long have you been addicted to fantasy baseball?

Dough: How long have you been wearing 'wing tips' ?

Shrink: That's a long time. Are you good?

Dough: In fantasy, we go year by year. So, I suck.

Shrink: Then why do you play?

Dough: To prove I don't suck...that bad. And one of these years...

Shrink: Finish that sentence....

Dough: One of these years I'm going to have the perfect draft.

Shrink: Is the perfect draft obtainable?

Dough: Hell No! It'd be like shooting an 18 in golf. But if coming close, I'd be damned happy.

Shrink: Is this what makes you most happy in your life?

Dough: Happiness is having three of your players get home runs and stolen bases in the same game while your pitcher throws a shutout.

Shrink: Wow, you do need help.

Dough: Blah Blah Blah

Alright, I'm going to give you a list of names, you tell me the first thing that pops into your head...

Dough: Alright

Shrink: Tatis

Dough: Shoulder

Shrink: Trea Turner

Dough: Five categories

Shrink: Guerrero:

Dough: Big, big Ass...not his personality...He's just got a huge Ass.

Shrink: deGrom

Dough: Mets

Shrink: Freeman

Dough: Boringly good

Shrink: Harper

Dough: Analytics darling

Shrink: Soto

Dough: Analytics God

Shrink: Draft

Dough: Wahoo!

Shrink: You do need help. Same time next week, alright?

Dough: Yep. But I'm bringing my phone. I may be up in the draft

Shrink: (sighing) Yea, you need a lot of help
On my tombstone-
Wait! I never had the perfect draft!

fritter
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Re: A Visit to the Shrink

Post by fritter » Sun Nov 07, 2021 5:05 pm

Dough went to the same guy.


Shrink said whats your problem Esh

Esh: Connecticut

Hope I dont lose my fantasy life over politics Love your stuff dough
ESH

DOUGHBOYS
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Re: A Visit to the Shrink

Post by DOUGHBOYS » Sun Nov 07, 2021 5:21 pm

Stupid politics.
It's all anybody wants to talk about.
The Republicans.
The Democrats.
Both make me proud to be Independent.

My friends say I've got a one track mind.
They're right.
No shrink is ever going to help me.
If anything, with the way the world is today, reality pales to fantasy. :)

Thanks Esh.
Always happy hearing from you.
On my tombstone-
Wait! I never had the perfect draft!

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