The sound of an alarm clock.
The sounds of a screaming baby in a cramped space.
The sound of Harold Reynolds on tv.
Sometimes, I have to reckon if Reynolds voice and lack of content offsets the content from the rest of the talking heads. Today, Jose Reyes was a guest on the show. Reynolds, who would just absolutely be annihilated by the Yahoo Kid in any fantasy format, showed just how tv schmart he was.
He drooled over Reyes, once exclaiming that, "You ARE the ULTIMATE team player!!!"
Place throw up graemlin here.
Apparently, Reynolds wasn't around when Reyes raced to the dugout after legging out a bunt in the first inning to cement his batting championship. The fans that paid to see him play that day were flipping off Reynolds after that gush. Reynolds is a camera hog. He approaches each show as if paid by the word.
Most of what he says misses the mark more than a Mark Reynolds swing.
Reynolds has a bad habit of proclaimng whatever guest on the show as one of the best players in baseball.
In a way, he does the same job as a cheap hooker, only his fellatio goes from his lips goes to the players ego.
To make matters worse, he is misinformed. In his zest to mentally get in Reyes pants, he asked if Reyes had contacted his new double play partner, Emilio Bonifacio.
As of now, Omar Infante is Reyes new double play partner. This didn't slow Reynolds down, Reynolds didn't want the facts to get in the way of his next question. The softball, who's faster you or Bonifacio?
Again, insert throwing up graemlin.
People must like Reynolds. He's been there awhile and he seems to be on most shows. He is very good at laughing at jokes or comments. Especially his own. Most of the time, I judge whether the information offsets the grating of my conscious that Reynolds does with mind numbing precision before viewing a show.
At the least, Reynolds makes the thought of facing the alarm clock next time, a lot less painful.
