Originally posted by DOUGHBOYS:
quote:Originally posted by Greg Ambrosius:
[QB]Heck, come out to Las Vegas again for the March Madness fun to meet your friends and I'll make you a sticker gal on the boards!! At least that way you'll still be with the gang./QB]
A look at Kent from the OTHER side of the tables:
Kent:
Alright guys, we are straight up on the hour, Dan, you have one minute to make the first pick.
Dan:
I'm going to go a little bit off the adp and select Carl Crawford. I think he'll have a great year for the Red Sox.
Kent:
Ok, I'm stopping the clock.
Dan, what the f---? What kind of a pick is that? Do you really want to put yourself in the hole in eight categories right off the bat?
Dan:
Well, uh, I think...
Kent:
Think?! You can't think! You have the first damn pick! You have to KNOW! All winter long to contemplate your first pick and you pick Carl Freakin' Crawford...Moron!
Greg:
Is there a problem? Kent, are you doing a Jaguar imitation here? Everyone else is in the second round and you guys are still on the first pick.
Kent:
Hell yeah, there's a problem! Kenyon took Carl Freakin' Crawford with the first pick. Five years, five wasted years, I've tried to educate this guy and he wastes his pick on Carl Crawford!
Greg:
Kent, we have to get this draft moving, solve the problem and let's get moving.
Kent:
Got it.
Dan, come here.
Dan: What do you need, Kent?
Kent:
I'm going to do you a big favor, you won't like it now, but you'll appreciate it later.
(Kent sits down in Dan's chair)
Kent: Since the clock never officially started for the second choice, I'd like to change my pick to Hanley Ramirez.
Positionally better, more power, more rbi. A five category player that will benefit a team a lot better than Carl Freakin Crawford!
Dan:
Well, I guess this is where I say second pick please.
Second Pick:
Carl Crawford.
Kent:
I am surrounded by morons... [/QUOTE]Priceless. Thanks for bringing some chuckles to my workday!
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.--Hunter S. Thompson