Kevin Youkilis - Man or Woman?

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:40 pm

Seriously, is there a bigger p*ssy in the universe than Youk? He misses games every single week.

Ow, I hurt my hip!

Ow, my wrist!

Ow, I'm sick!

Ow, my tampon's on too tight!

Man up Loser!!

Paul Gromek · Post by **Paul Gromek** » Tue May 03, 2011 4:29 pm

I think the only thing left for Youk is paternity (maternity) leave

[ May 03, 2011, 10:29 PM: Message edited by: Paul Gromek ]

Cobb · Post by **Cobb** » Tue May 03, 2011 5:14 pm

Originally posted by Glenneration X:

Seriously, is there a bigger p*ssy in the universe than Youk? He misses games every single week.

Ow, I hurt my hip!

Ow, my wrist!

Ow, I'm sick!

Ow, my tampon's on too tight!

Man up Loser!! Morneau is up there, he missed nearly an entire year including the playoffs because of a headache. I know concussions can be serious and each one if different, but come on..he's a former hockey player and you can't even swing a bat for 8 months because you got hit in the head.

Cotton1 · Post by **Cotton1** » Wed May 04, 2011 1:18 am

How bout' Nelson Cruz?

Cotton1 · Post by **Cotton1** » Wed May 04, 2011 1:19 am

BTW, I was in Texas Stadium last week, saw him coming out of the women's bathroom

Dustmite · Post by **Dustmite** » Wed May 04, 2011 2:32 am

how do you put on a tampon? lol jk

Ryan C · Post by **Ryan C** » Wed May 04, 2011 3:13 am

All I know is Jed Lowrie should have 3B eligibility by the end of the week

Hells Satans · Post by **Hells Satans** » Wed May 04, 2011 3:24 am

In a good year, he misses 15-20 games, which is why he's never hit 30 HRs and had 100 RBIs once (and more than 83 RBIs twice). You sorta know what you're getting.

Scott Boras · Post by **Scott Boras** » Wed May 04, 2011 4:49 am

He was doomed as soon as they traded for Gonzalez.

Players who have missed/will miss a significant amount of time in 2011:

Eval Longoria

Ryan Zimmerman

Pablo Sandoval

David Freese

Scott Rolen

Casey Blake

Ty Wigginton

Chipper Jones

Players off to slow/terrible starts:

Pedro Alvarez

Ian Stewart

Jose Lopez

Chris Johnson

Casey Mcgehee

Mark Reynolds

Kevin Kouzmanoff

Jose Bautista off to a tremendous start and now dealing with a stiff neck. Uh oh...

Third base is cursed this year. Sorry, Youk owners.

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Fri May 06, 2011 5:37 am

From Rotoworld:

"Kevin Youkilis suffered a left thumb contusion in Boston's Thursday loss to the Angels.

That's the same thumb that has been bothering Youkilis for some time now. He was evaluated after yesterday's game, but did not meet with reporters afterward. Youk has dealt with a number of minor injuries this season, and should be considered questionable for Boston's Friday evening tilt with the Twins."

Are you kidding me??? Mark my words, this girly-man will never see the inside of my rosters from the end of this year forward.

Raskol · Post by **Raskol** » Fri May 06, 2011 5:49 am

Originally posted by Glenneration X:

From Rotoworld:

"Kevin Youkilis suffered a left thumb contusion in Boston's Thursday loss to the Angels.

That's the same thumb that has been bothering Youkilis for some time now. He was evaluated after yesterday's game, but did not meet with reporters afterward. Youk has dealt with a number of minor injuries this season, and should be considered questionable for Boston's Friday evening tilt with the Twins."

Are you kidding me??? Mark my words, this girly-man will never see the inside of my rosters from the end of this year forward. Disgruntled Mets fan rant of the day!

Youkilis gets dinged up because he plays the game hard, as it should be played. Not many third baseman would even have covered second base on that play. Just my dos centavos, Glenn, no harm intended.

Play ball!

-Emory

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Fri May 06, 2011 5:58 am

C'mon Em.....he's a puss.

Edwards Kings · Post by **Edwards Kings** » Fri May 06, 2011 6:06 am

Youk trying on his new uniform....

Raskol · Post by **Raskol** » Fri May 06, 2011 6:07 am

Originally posted by Glenneration X:

C'mon Em.....he's a puss. D Wright: 31 games played

K Youkilis: 28 games played

A Rod: 25 games played

Players get nicked up all the time, especially third basemen in 2011.

No puss takes on five guys at once:

Raskol · Post by **Raskol** » Fri May 06, 2011 6:14 am

Wayne, that hurt!

From Boston with love:

Originally posted by Edwards Kings:

Youk trying on his new uniform....

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Fri May 06, 2011 6:27 am

Originally posted by Raskol:

quote:Originally posted by Glenneration X:

C'mon Em.....he's a puss. D Wright: 31 games played

K Youkilis: 28 games played

A Rod: 25 games played

Players get nicked up all the time, especially third basemen in 2011.

No puss takes on five guys at once:

[/QUOTE]Looks to me like he's weeping over his latest boo-boo and asking other players for a hug.

Raskol · Post by **Raskol** » Fri May 06, 2011 6:35 am

Nice hat, David! REAL tough guy.

Raskol · Post by **Raskol** » Fri May 06, 2011 6:46 am

By the way, this made me spit some coffee onto my keyboard. Well played, Sir!

[/qb][/QUOTE]Looks to me like he's weeping over his latest boo-boo and asking other players for a hug. [/QB][/QUOTE]

ToddZ · Post by **ToddZ** » Fri May 06, 2011 8:41 am

Originally posted by Raskol:

Nice hat, David! REAL tough guy.

For those that are unaware why he looked as such, you may want to check out the explanation at the bottom of this

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog ... ht-di.html

Raskol · Post by **Raskol** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:29 am

My bad; I was just looking for a funny picture. Good that Mr. Wright is involved with helping others!

Here's one in the spirit of unity:

Glenneration X · Post by **Glenneration X** » Fri May 06, 2011 11:05 am

Originally posted by Raskol:

My bad; I was just looking for a funny picture. Good that Mr. Wright is involved with helping others!

Here's one in the spirit of unity:

Youk probably bruised his hand during the high five and ended up day-to-day for a week.

Raskol · Post by **Raskol** » Fri May 06, 2011 11:49 am

Tell us how you really feel, Glenn!

This does beg the question of why you drafted him though. IMHO he is usually over-drafted relative to his production. Sure, re-gaining 3B eligibility sounded nice, but it's a much more demanding position in terms of wear & tear.

As a Red Sox fan, I love him. As a fantasy player, he hasn't been on any of my teams for the last two or three years.

My guess is that you won't be complaining when (if) the Sox offense ever gets rolling. Adding Mr. Reyes at the trade deadline will help too.

Originally posted by Glenneration X:

quote:Originally posted by Raskol:

My bad; I was just looking for a funny picture. Good that Mr. Wright is involved with helping others!

Here's one in the spirit of unity:

Youk probably bruised his hand during the high five and ended up day-to-day for a week. [/QUOTE]

Scott Boras · Post by **Scott Boras** » Fri May 06, 2011 12:48 pm

I've read a couple different articles now suggesting Reyes could go to Boston. With Lowrie hitting as well as he has, and Iglesias waiting in the wings I just can't see it. Not to mention Boston spent a ton of money already this year. Anyone else see it happening?

billywaz · Post by **billywaz** » Sat May 07, 2011 3:36 am

Originally posted by Glenneration X:

quote:Originally posted by Raskol:

My bad; I was just looking for a funny picture. Good that Mr. Wright is involved with helping others!

Here's one in the spirit of unity:

Youk probably bruised his hand during the high five and ended up day-to-day for a week. [/QUOTE]ROFLMAO!!!

Edwards Kings · Post by **Edwards Kings** » Sat May 07, 2011 7:35 am

Originally posted by Raskol:

Wayne, that hurt!

From Boston with love:

quote:Originally posted by Edwards Kings:

Youk trying on his new uniform....

[/QUOTE]I am (was?) very high on the Greek God of Walks and was happy to get him in the second round. I sure hope he comes around.

And by the way, Mr. Youk, in the South we have a saying..."A good hunter eats what he shoots!"