[quote="Sack"]MTM recently went so far as to bring GLENNERATION X in as a lead witness in the case to testify WHY
he hasn't joined his league. It got ugly, so viewer discretion is advised:
Massotto, we live in a world that has walls, and these games have to be played my men with pens and a superior intellect.
Who's gonna facilitate? You? You, Lieutenant Kessenich?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Jupinka and you curse the rest of the league. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. that my entering your league, while tragic. probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saved lives and Joe Anthony some money.
You don't want to face the truth, deep down in places you don't ask about at NFBC parties, you WANT me in that league, you NEED me in that league
I use words like saves, whip, rbi. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent winning all of the leagues I enter. You use them as a punchline.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you Mr Lowy"
and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a pen and take a draft spot. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. Just remember to save me that 15th spot. Because when the spotlight comes on baby, I'm joining the fight!
This intelligence was gathered over the last month someplace between Mahwah, NJ and Long Island.
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Sack, I F-ing love it! Great post and great stuff!
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This league is going to become a classic given the personalities in it. Years from now, it will be an honor and a privelege to get an invitation to this event should there ever happen to be an opening, and Glenn will be on the outside looking in asking himself why he never stepped up and became a charter member and part of NFBC history. Who else has another movie speech that we can tailor and direct towards Lowy? Post it here.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." ~Dave Barry