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ML BLECCHH! Channel

Post by DOUGHBOYS » Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:26 pm

As you people know, there are certain terms in fantasy baseball that annoy me.
In real baseball too. I....hold on, I'll get back to this in a bit, in saying this stuff, my mind went to the MLB Channel and I've got something I have to get off my chest.
I've been watching the MLB Channel a lot for the last couple of weeks. I'm already sick of it.
It just shouldn't be that way!
Here I am, a devoted baseball fan, a fantasy player, a life long baseball dope and I'm sick of the channel that is baseball 24 hours a day.
I take part of the responsibility. I watch there 'live air' shows more than others.
I've had it up to here with Millar, and Reynolds, and Ripken, and Byrnes, everyone!
And I didn't know why till today. These guys are too close to the players. They cannot say a bad thing about any of these players! That's plain stupid!
What fun is that?
An error becomes 'unfortunate'.
Striking out with the bases loaded 'could happen to anybody'
A bonehead play becomes 'a lapse in judgment'
C'mon, Man!
They give every player a hall pass.
Carte Blanche.
They can do no wrong.
This network needs the rising of Howard Cosell.

For you younger folks, back in the day, sports announcers would sugar coat most athletes. They were people to be revered. If Babe Ruth went on a drinking binge or Ty Cobb beat up a black man, the papers would not scream headlines like today. In fact, they'd do their level best to hide it.
Howard Cosell burst upon the scene with his catch phrase of 'I just tell it like it is'.
Cosell was brutally honest when it came to athletes and the public warmed to it, much like Simon on American Idol a few years back.

Now, the MLB has hired players with the players code in that they do not bad mouth their brethren.
That's nice, but it sure makes for boring tv!
To a man yesterday, every employee said they were tired of talking of the Red Sox September.
Omigosh!
Fear the negative!
...And that Beckett and Lester are going to be leaders. And that Carl Crawford looks great....sheesh, we get enough of this crap from the roto news, don't we?


They don't call Zambrano volatile, they call him 'fiery'.
They don't call Hanley selfish, they call him 'slow to the challenge'
Seriously, I wanna puke!

Get somebody on MLB without the slick hair and smoothe delivery and without an attachment to every other baseball player on the planet!
I don't want to hear softball questions like what is their 'go to' song on their Ipod.
I want to hear how they're going to be a better player this year, and what was done differently to prepare, and are you working on a new pitch or swing.
But no, we know what his 'go to' song will be. :roll:

Sorry, I'll have another post with the original point of the post later. :D
Something that just made me snicker quietly....Shawn Childs is having a chat this Sunday night, if we had even one of the MLB folks here, maybe they could ask Shawn that burning question, the question that is first and foremost on every one of our minds....
Shawn, what is your 'go to' tune on your ipod?
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Post by Edwards Kings » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:30 pm

DOUGHBOYS wrote:Shawn, what is your 'go to' tune on your ipod?
Sorry Doughy...I already know the answer to that one.

"Judy's Turn to Cry" by Leslie Gore. :twisted:
Baseball is a slow, boring, complex, cerebral game that doesn't lend itself to histrionics. You 'take in' a baseball game, something odd to say about a football or basketball game, with the clock running and the bodies flying.
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Post by swampass » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:26 pm

eric byrnes is the worst!! he reminds me of brad pitts acting style.... its arms all over the place, his head going in a million directions as he yells all sorts of nonsense at the camera. yeah.. great MLB network he has "energy."

somehow we need to use his energy and never ending mouth to put towards green energy as gas prices continue to rise. his baseball knowledge is pathetic considering he played the sport his whole life. but sadly millar might be worse.

i do enjoy plesac and the wild thing. greg asskisser can go too.

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Post by DOUGHBOYS » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:08 am

I love baseball.
It's in my thoughts most times of the day. This morning I woke up thinking it is March 1.
The Main Drafts are this month!
The first games are this month! (Man, has baseball ruined opening day or what?!)
Baseball gets serious this month!

For my own piece of mind though, I had to make a decision that countered my love for baseball. I've decided, for my own piece of mind, that I cannot watch any more studio productions from the MLB Channel.
For me, the content is overshadowed by the talking heads.
Here's the small problem for me. The studio hosts are not provocative. They are mainstream guys who quickly fall in line with those surrounding them. The former players.
This leads me to the BIG problem.
Every analyst is a former player. They are all in the same club. They won't say anything negative about their own brethren.
It's like Bill Clinton analysis at the Democratic Convention.
It's like George Bush analysis at the Republican Convention.
It's like Snoopy's analysis at the Westchester Kennel Club.
Uh, strike that last one, I'd probably watch that.

These guys love drooling over players. Their failures are either glossed over or not mentioned at all.
It would be a disservice to fantasy drafters to have analysis at our drafts that went like this:

'Oh! What a second round pick!
He took Michael Bourn!
Bourn is a guaranteed 50 stolen bases and 100 runs!
Yes, that drafter is trying to wrap up two categories early in the draft. Bourn will lead off and get on base a lot for the Bravos....'
By accentuating the positive, the negative is ignored in two and possibly three categories.
I wouldn't stand for our drafts to be analyzed that way.
For me, too many positives equal a negative.

So, until MLB hires a discerning voice. Somebody that can accurately describe faults as well as good traits. I'm staying away.
I love baseball. But the failings of a player are just as interesting, and sometimes more intriguing than good attributes.
If they're trying to lure that 12 year old kid, who has a mindset that players can do no wrong. They've succeeded.
But, for this older guy who wants to see every side of the spectrum. They've failed.
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Post by Money » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:10 pm

Dan,

MLB At Bat 12 is now available. LIVE BASEBALL BROADCASTS STARTED TODAY!!!! I'm watching the Phillies and Yankees. Pence goes yard with a man on in the first. MOVE HIM UP!!!

It's Back!!!!
Joe

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Post by DOUGHBOYS » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:12 pm

Awesome! I am doing the same thing. It is like seeing an old friend, isn't it? :D
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Post by Ando » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:35 pm

I've been watching alot of the MLB channel the past 24 hours, especially once the games were over last night. They were running a bunch of taped segments after about 10cst last night.

One of the taped shows that was aired centered around projections for the awards for 2012. Manager, Cy Young, MVP, Rookie, etc.

So they get to the NL Rookie of the Year. Bryce Harper here, Zack Cozart there, Trevor Bauer somewhere. And then Harold Reynolds gets the mike......Harold's pick you ask? Dee Gordon. Dee I had 224 AB's and 233 Plate Appearance last year Gordon. (nice walk rate there Dee, btw).

AND not ONLY that.....they cut to about 10-15 seconds of Dee Gordon highlights while dumbass Harold is making his pitch for someone to win NL Rookie of the Year who is NOT ELIGIBLE!

So, not only are these happy head morons who see no faults in any players a bunch of idiots, it's obvious that the producers who are running this show are just as stoopid!

The potential is there for that channel; they just need to clean house of all on-air talent and start over.
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Post by rockitsauce » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:48 pm

Ando wrote:I've been watching alot of the MLB channel the past 24 hours, especially once the games were over last night. They were running a bunch of taped segments after about 10cst last night.

One of the taped shows that was aired centered around projections for the awards for 2012. Manager, Cy Young, MVP, Rookie, etc.

So they get to the NL Rookie of the Year. Bryce Harper here, Zack Cozart there, Trevor Bauer somewhere. And then Harold Reynolds gets the mike......Harold's pick you ask? Dee Gordon. Dee I had 224 AB's and 233 Plate Appearance last year Gordon. (nice walk rate there Dee, btw).

AND not ONLY that.....they cut to about 10-15 seconds of Dee Gordon highlights while dumbass Harold is making his pitch for someone to win NL Rookie of the Year who is NOT ELIGIBLE!

So, not only are these happy head morons who see no faults in any players a bunch of idiots, it's obvious that the producers who are running this show are just as stoopid!

The potential is there for that channel; they just need to clean house of all on-air talent and start over.
I agree. Plesac can stay (and some of the non former players are ok) but the rest are just horrible. They're there for the casual fan who needs to be spoon fed and even casual fans aren't as ignorant as H.R.
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