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by DOUGHBOYS » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:48 am
Let's get up to date....
'Mets manager Terry Collins insisted Wednesday night that Frank Francisco will serve as the Mets' closer.'
Collins said this over and over in the mirror before the press conference.
Finally mastering, 'Francisco is my Closer' without a snicker.
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'Yankees prospect outfielder Mason Williams said Wednesday that said his left shoulder is close to 100 percent that he should be back to "full practice" in two weeks'
If he were a pitcher, he'd be throwing 'Classical Gas'
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'According to Clark Spencer of the Miami Herald, agent Scott Boras has denied planting a rumor suggesting that the Marlins were interested in his client, Jose Valverde.
Carnac Says, 'what do you call Kyle Lohse, Michael Bourn, Jose Valverde, and Scott Boras?
Carnac Answer is- A Poser, a Go-ser, a Closer, and a Hoser.
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'David Ortiz told Rob Bradford of WEEI.com on Wednesday morning that he's encouraged by his progress from his right Achilles tendon injury'
It's February, right?
Gee, makes me wanna rush out and draft him.
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'Pirates signed LHP Jonathan Sanchez to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring training'
Since leaving the Giants, he has caught on with the Rockies, Royals, and Pirates.
Is he running out of bad teams to sign with?
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'According to Bill Madden, Teri Thompson and Michael O'Keeffe of the New York Daily News, Jesus Montero is named in records from the Miami-based Biogenesis clinic which reportedly distributed performance-enhancing drugs to players.'
Michael Pineda was seen leaving the clinic, pen in hand, snickering.
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'Ryan Braun released a statement on Tuesday night explaining his connection to the Biogenesis clinic'.
Man oh man, why do these guys get to just release a statement now?
It robs us of the "I did not have sex with that woman!' moment.
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'Wilson Ramos (knee) is able to squat down into his catching stance and run without any pain'
Many would take this as bad news.
Not Ramos.
Last off season, he was kidnapped and held at gun point.
Just the same, he has become the poster boy of bad off seasons.
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'Rangers general manager Jon Daniels hasn't ruled out the possibility that Jurickson Profar could make the Opening Day roster'
This is a 'slow news day' blurb.
Gee, thanks.
On my tombstone-
Wait! I never had the perfect draft!