Coco Reed / Jeremy Crisp

Cherokee Nation · Post by **Cherokee Nation** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:21 pm

In honor of the corporatization of Major League Baseball... The truth is a lie and the lies are the truth

Can't we all get together, chip in and get Major League Baseball players some decent health insurance

The quacks that these poor boys of summer are forced to visit for medical care.... it's a blight on our entire nation that Major League Baseball players continue to endure the utter incompetence and complete malpractice of the physicians who are charged with providing their medical treatment

Coco Crisp is out for the year. Major surgery.........wait a second.

Sorry,

it's gingivitis.

The x-ray was blurry....

Jeremy Reed broke his wrist.....just a minute....

Sorry, he's just been jerking off too much.

Jeremy's got Jerkers Wrist, which is sort of like a broken wrist....

except that the wrist isn't broken...

and he's not really hurt

he's just lonely

and instead of missing 6 weeks,

he'll miss 6 minutes

Can't we get these lads some proper doctors !

How much was bid on Joe Borchard last week ?

[ March 29, 2006, 01:33 AM: Message edited by: Cherokee Nation ]

kgrady · Post by **kgrady** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:03 am

Along those lines, maybe we'll soon learn that Ryan Church wasn't really sent down to AAA after all and that he'll be in the opening day lineup for the Nationals?