Oh Deer!

[Joe Sambito]

Has anyone seen DOUGHBOY'S pet Deer?



Fla. Deputy Removes Doritos Bag From Deer's Head


A deer in the Florida Keys is breathing more easily after a deputy removed a Doritos bag from its head.

The Monroe County sheriff's deputy discovered the Key deer while on patrol late Saturday evening. Its entire head was stuck in the chips bag.

Sheriff's spokeswoman Becky Herrin says the deer allowed the deputy to remove the bag without a struggle.

Key deer are the smallest of the Virginia white-tailed deer subspecies and are endangered. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Services says the deer have been threatened by development, habitat loss and hurricanes.

Herrin reminds Florida Keys visitors to properly dispose of trash to protect animals from harm.

[headhunters]

that wasn't his deer- that was him in disguised as a deer.

[DOUGHBOYS]

Six thoughts.....


1. I was a little miffed that the wildlife officer took the Doritos bag off the deer's head.
I doubt he wanted that. If anybody sees me like that, just leave the bag alone.

2. I'm a little bit disappointed the deer didn't put up a fight. Understandable if every last chip was gone and the residue of Doritos Dust was also gone, but only then.

3. This report left out the most important element of the story.
WHAT FLAVOR WERE THEY?
I feel like going down to Florida to turn that deer on to other flavors. If he got 'Spicy Nacho', every other flavor is going to taste soooo much better.

4. I know some girls who would look much better adorned with a Doritos bag.
Oh, so do you! Don't shake your head...

5. At least bears have the smarts to tear open the bag before eating. Stupid deer.

6. And Andy, don't you have better things to do than post this?
Like finding us some hitting?
Our hitters are so bad they're hitting on Betty White.....and striking out.
Our hitters are so bad, they'd hit better with Doritos bags over their heads.
Our hitters are so bad, they have more hits on youtube than on the field.
Our hitters are so bad, Justin Bieber just called to ask if he could play too.
Stupid hitters.

[Joe Sambito]

Six thoughts.....

6. And Andy, don't you have better things to do than post this?
Like finding us some hitting?
Our hitters are so bad they're hitting on Betty White.....and striking out.
Our hitters are so bad, they'd hit better with Doritos bags over their heads.
Our hitters are so bad, they have more hits on youtube than on the field.
Our hitters are so bad, Justin Bieber just called to ask if he could play too.
Stupid hitters.

Dan, it is about balance. I needed a temporary distraction. Look what happened after I posted this ... Zunino gets called up. Not sure if that is a good thing or not, but atleast now we have the option. Ok, now back to the grind.

[KJ Duke]

Six thoughts.....

3. This report left out the most important element of the story.
WHAT FLAVOR WERE THEY?

Here's a clue ...

[Quahogs]

this is what came up after I googled

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