Mikey The Mouth On STATS Fantasy Advantage

[Baseball Furies]

Keep Mike in check=prevent him from drafting!!

Don't be bitter just because I didn't partner with you, Dobies. You managed to con some other poor bastards to financially support your draft efforts this year elsewhere anyway. Keep trying and maybe I'll reconsider you next year if you're less of a dick about it.

[ALL-IN JD]

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE pick me next time. Partnering with you is like hitting the lottery!!

Oh wait, my bad, that's the other 14 owners in the league hitting the lottery knowing you are in!!

[King of Queens]

Great job tonight by Matt/Mike. Was expecting a little more controversy, but I suppose that will have to wait for another appearance.

[Deadheadz]

Great job tonight by Matt/Mike. Was expecting a little more controversy, but I suppose that will have to wait for another appearance.

I tried!
Was going to ask him about backing Tulo up with Segura and Segura with Desmond.
(The Three SS Amigos)

He dodged me.

[Baseball Furies]

Great job tonight by Matt/Mike. Was expecting a little more controversy, but I suppose that will have to wait for another appearance.

I tried!
Was going to ask him about backing Tulo up with Segura and Segura with Desmond.
(The Three SS Amigos)

He dodged me.

Okay the answer is: "Who gives a shit?!" Brilliant strategy. Keep doing it especially in leagues that we're in together.

[Deadheadz]

Great job tonight by Matt/Mike. Was expecting a little more controversy, but I suppose that will have to wait for another appearance.

I tried!
Was going to ask him about backing Tulo up with Segura and Segura with Desmond.
(The Three SS Amigos)

He dodged me.

Okay the answer is: "Who gives a shit?!" Brilliant strategy. Keep doing it especially in leagues that we're in together.

Great reply. Excellent radio drama. Taunt others but don't take a call from those willing to step up.

I wanted to hear the Champ set me straight on air. Sorry I'm not worth your time.

Btw, I've been in 10 drafts already and my name is always on the list. You never joined a league I'm in since Three Amigos. My money is here waiting for you.

How about Mar 7 DC Express? Be there or be lame.

[Tom Kessenich]

Great job tonight by Matt/Mike. Was expecting a little more controversy, but I suppose that will have to wait for another appearance.

I tried!
Was going to ask him about backing Tulo up with Segura and Segura with Desmond.
(The Three SS Amigos)

He dodged me.

To be fair to Mike, he didn't dodge you. He has no control over what calls are taken. If you had said you wanted to talk to Mike we would've taken the call. But when you listed your question as being about something else we passed on the call. If you wanted to ask Mike a question you should have told our producer that and we would've gotten your call on the air.

[Deadheadz]

Great job tonight by Matt/Mike. Was expecting a little more controversy, but I suppose that will have to wait for another appearance.

I tried!
Was going to ask him about backing Tulo up with Segura and Segura with Desmond.
(The Three SS Amigos)

He dodged me.

To be fair to Mike, he didn't dodge you. He has no control over what calls are taken. If you had said you wanted to talk to Mike we would've taken the call. But when you listed your question as being about something else we passed on the call. If you wanted to ask Mike a question you should have told our producer that and we would've gotten your call on the air.

Fair enough. I thought Mike was "taking calls" so I called in early and waited the length of the interview.

As Mike said, it's all in good fun. I'm just bustin his balls. Some of the readers here take things SO seriously.

[King of Queens]

Great job tonight by Matt/Mike. Was expecting a little more controversy, but I suppose that will have to wait for another appearance.

I tried!
Was going to ask him about backing Tulo up with Segura and Segura with Desmond.
(The Three SS Amigos)

He dodged me.

Deadheadz, circa 1962:

[Deadheadz]

Great job tonight by Matt/Mike. Was expecting a little more controversy, but I suppose that will have to wait for another appearance.

I tried!
Was going to ask him about backing Tulo up with Segura and Segura with Desmond.
(The Three SS Amigos)

He dodged me.

Deadheadz, circa 1962:

Lol!
That's rich.

Found that in your family album did you?

[DOUGHBOYS]

Deadheadz, circa 1962:

Saw this a few minutes ago.
Still laughing...

[Greg Ambrosius]

Thanks to Mikey for joining us last night on the STATS Fantasy Advantage. He had been working on his opening punchline all day -- "I was listening to the first 30 minutes of your show Greg and Tom and thanks because I needed a nap" -- but he screwed it up. We got the point, but he delivered it poorly!!

Thus was the introduction of Mikey "The Mouth" Massotto. But seriously, we had some fun last night and we had a good conversation about the NFBC and the future of our industry. We'll do it again some day.

And it was great to talk fantasy football with Jules McLean last night as well. It was a fun show. In fact, if you didn't hear what David Schuster of 670 The Score had to say about Jose Abreu check it out on the SiriusXM App. He said Abreu just put on a show in batting practice this week, hitting a 480+ foot home run over the left field fence and spraying homers over ever part of the park. He said he is a very impressive new addition and he loves Avisail Garcia, one of my top sleeper picks of the year. It was a great talk with David Schuster last night.

Those are fun shows. Thanks again to all our guests and we would have gladly taken some phone calls from the East Coast veterans if they came in, but Mikey didn't light those lights!!

[Deadheadz]

Hey Mouth, have you signed up for Mar 7 DC Express yet? The top 14 finishers are still to be detemined.

[Deadheadz]

Hey Mouth, have you signed up for Mar 7 DC Express yet? The top 14 finishers are still to be detemined.

Crickets.......

[TParsons]

Hey Mouth, have you signed up for Mar 7 DC Express yet? The top 14 finishers are still to be detemined.

Crickets.......

Big leaguers don't look to move down to take on challenges, minor leaguers look to move up. Mikey already made the challenge to all comers and still has openings in his super league. Move up and play with the big boys if you're going to call a guy out that's putting thousands on the line already. You're impressing nobody with your Rookie League antics.

[Glenneration X]

Hey Mouth, have you signed up for Mar 7 DC Express yet? The top 14 finishers are still to be detemined.

Crickets.......

Big leaguers don't look to move down to take on challenges, minor leaguers look to move up. Mikey already made the challenge to all comers and still has openings in his super league. Move up and play with the big boys if you're going to call a guy out that's putting thousands on the line already. You're impressing nobody with your Rookie League antics.

Well said. I bust Mikey's balls here and there (and deservedly so ), but one thing he isn't is afraid to put his money where his (Mikey the) Mouth is.

[Deadheadz]

Hey Mouth, have you signed up for Mar 7 DC Express yet? The top 14 finishers are still to be detemined.

Big leaguers don't look to move down to take on challenges, minor leaguers look to move up. Mikey already made the challenge to all comers and still has openings in his super league. Move up and play with the big boys if you're going to call a guy out that's putting thousands on the line already. You're impressing nobody with your Rookie League antics.

Well said. I bust Mikey's balls here and there (and deservedly so ), but one thing he isn't is afraid to put his money where his (Mikey the) Mouth is.

It's no secret that I'm not able to travel to any live events this year.
Baseball Furies posted that he wanted to be in leagues with me since my money was simply a donation. I've invited him to take my money but he's too busy taunting the big boys to respond.

We all have our priorities. He's using his time wisely.

[NorCalAtlFan]

just join his signature Super event. i'm sure they'll work out something for you to draft by phone

[Deadheadz]

just join his signature Super event. i'm sure they'll work out something for you to draft by phone

I might be crazy but I'm not stupid.

[chest .rockwell]

just join his signature Super event. i'm sure they'll work out something for you to draft by phone

I might be crazy but I'm not stupid.

Don't know if you are stupid or crazy. I do feel like I have a pretty good pulse on the answer to the question of if you are annoying or more starved for attention than any other human being on the planet.


BTW that super league is tremendous. Mike is Mike on these boards you can like it or not like it. One thing you cannot take away from him is he works very hard that night for people to make new friends and have a very good time. You can tell he is doing a little inventory and wants to make sure everyone is having a good time. That room runs from spoiled rich dudes to guys who drink a lot of soda not an easy task. He should be commended for it.

[BK METS]

An example of Deadheadz attempt to compete in the MTM Super

http://youtu.be/uEFU9JiQbvQ

[Baseball Furies]

just join his signature Super event. i'm sure they'll work out something for you to draft by phone

I might be crazy but I'm not stupid.

Don't know if you are stupid or crazy. I do feel like I have a pretty good pulse on the answer to the question of if you are annoying or more starved for attention than any other human being on the planet.


BTW that super league is tremendous. Mike is Mike on these boards you can like it or not like it. One thing you cannot take away from him is he works very hard that night for people to make new friends and have a very good time. You can tell he is doing a little inventory and wants to make sure everyone is having a good time. That room runs from spoiled rich dudes to guys who drink a lot of soda not an easy task. He should be commended for it.

Hey Kent,
Thanks for the kind words, my friend. You and your money will be missed this year in the MTM. Should you change your mind, we would love to have you back anytime. Good getting to meet you last year at the post draft festivities, and good luck this year...

And P.S. The answer to your question is he is indeed "more starved for attention than any other human being on the planet."

[Baseball Furies]

Big leaguers don't look to move down to take on challenges, minor leaguers look to move up. Mikey already made the challenge to all comers and still has openings in his super league. Move up and play with the big boys if you're going to call a guy out that's putting thousands on the line already. You're impressing nobody with your Rookie League antics.[/quote]

Well said. I bust Mikey's balls here and there (and deservedly so ), but one thing he isn't is afraid to put his money where his (Mikey the) Mouth is.[/quote]

Thanks bro'...now I think this thread has gotten waaaaaaaaay more attention and play than it deserves!

And thanks to everyone who has reached out to me about the spot I did with Greg and Tom. It was a blast. Glad everyone enjoyed it. Still working on the radio show. Should have word on it soon. I'll post something about it when and if it becomes official.