The Fourth Annual Live MTM Super Event: Friday 4/3/15 in NYC

[jdryan]

I must pullout of this Year.. I was not aware your draft is much later then mine.. Plans with Hal/ Brock later in the night maybe next time.... I have a feeling with Lisa Ann you won't miss me.. Have fun

[Baseball Furies]

I must pullout of this Year.. I was not aware your draft is much later then mine.. Plans with Hal/ Brock later in the night maybe next time.... I have a feeling with Lisa Ann you won't miss me.. Have fun

No worries...Lisa Ann is used to having guys pull out. And I take it that you mean from the post draft festivities as you are not registered as a competitor in the MTM Super...as much as I'm sure that you love to be.

[KJ Duke]

Porn star seems a good fit for New Jersey, or whatever you call that place you're drafting near the North Pole.

But in your plans for MTM Vegas 2015 how about we give a new group of women a shot ? I will propose you start with next year's SI Models. If none are available from next year's class, I would be perfectly content if you select from any of this year's class below ...

SHE LOOKS ANXIOUS TO HELP OUT


NAME EMILY DIDONATO ... DO WE HAVE A CONNECTION HERE? IS IT TOO LATE TO ADD 2 HOF'ERS THIS YEAR?


GOOD ATTITUDE ▬ I'M A BADASS AND I CAN DRAFT NAKED


SHE GETS AROUND


AND A PERSONAL FAVORITE ▬ SHE'D TAKE THE BELLAGIO POOL UP SEVERAL (hundred) NOTCHES.

[jdryan]

Yes, I'm doing the $2500 auction that night.... when there both not the same time, I will do both... throw in 2 $1200 auctions 2 Main Events 1 Primetime and 1 online championship I think I will be busy ....

[Glenneration X]

Ummm, if KJ's recommendations are followed, please make me the first signup for The First Annual Live MTM Invitational Super Event - Las Vegas Edition. Thank you.

[MadCow Sez]

Ummm, if KJ's recommendations are followed, please make me the first signup for The First Annual Live MTM Invitational Super Event - Las Vegas Edition. Thank you.

You're too late...jumped that action already.

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #13: Dateline Thursday, March 19th: Rookie Matt Modica informs me that he will be, "The best looking guy there." I am quick to inform him that he will be a distant second at best. This is confirmed upon Matt's arrival to the draft room when Lisa Ann immediately needs to avert her eyes for fear of being turned to stone.




Just two weeks now and counting!!! Can't be here soon enough.

[Baseball Furies]

Porn star seems a good fit for New Jersey, or whatever you call that place you're drafting near the North Pole.

But in your plans for MTM Vegas 2015 how about we give a new group of women a shot ? I will propose you start with next year's SI Models. If none are available from next year's class, I would be perfectly content if you select from any of this year's class below ...

SHE LOOKS ANXIOUS TO HELP OUT


NAME EMILY DIDONATO ... DO WE HAVE A CONNECTION HERE? IS IT TOO LATE TO ADD 2 HOF'ERS THIS YEAR?


GOOD ATTITUDE ▬ I'M A BADASS AND I CAN DRAFT NAKED


SHE GETS AROUND


AND A PERSONAL FAVORITE ▬ SHE'D TAKE THE BELLAGIO POOL UP SEVERAL (hundred) NOTCHES.

Trust me, KJ, for what I have cooked up, you boys aren't going to give a shit about the type of women who I recruit to be in the draft room as "facilitators". I should think that each competitor should have at least one porn star or Sports Illustrated super model assigned to them for the draft, but we shall see...I will be posting a thread about my 2016 Vegas UFD Event soon. When I do, needless to say, it will be the first time in NFBC history that a live, high stakes event sells out the first day a year in advance!

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #13: Competitor Gaetan"Frenchy" Lavoie arrives again this year at LaGuardia Airport in NY. When detained by US Customs and threatened with being denied access to not only the States, but also to the MTM Super as well, he desperately pleads his case ranting that he has to be allowed in to redeem himself after last year's debacle. Mostly out of pity and when they find out that last year he drafted four straight pitchers to start his draft, they acquiesce, laughing him out of the terminal.




Just 13 more days and counting...

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #14: About 10 rounds in, Lisa Ann becomes predictably bored and a bit surprised with the lack of interest in her once the draft is in full swing. At the first snack break, she decides to liven things up a bit by inquiring if anyone would be interested in a "hot caesar pleaser"*. She is subsequently equally perplexed when she is told quite indignantly by competitor, Larry Lensak, that he has no interest in salad or any other healthy foods for that matter.

*Urban Dictionary it boys, 'cause I aint spelling this one out for ya.




Just 12 days and counting...

[poopytooth]

Bold prediction #15...both the MtM Super as well as the auction super are significantly delayed when FBI agents arrest MtM. Charges...kidnapping and holding someone against their will. Draft resume as Lisa is freed and joyfully makes her exit.

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #15: Mike "Poopy Tooth" Lins, a competitor in the inaugural year of the MTM Super, makes yet another vague attempt at humor on these boards. General consensus is he yet again falls on his face. Lisa Ann approaches me in confidence the day of the draft wondering why that guy on the boards is nicknamed "Poopy", and inquires if it's because he's into anal? I tell her yes, but catching, not pitching.




Just 11 days and counting...

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #16: The hotel receives numerous complaints about the loud and overly raucous partying coming from the MTM draft room. When confronted by hotel management, I quickly quell the situation by creatively blaming it all on Scott Fleming who immediately bullshits his way out of the situation as usual by playing the ex-cop card.





Just eight days and counting...

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #17: A disheveled and sleep deprived, Steve Juprinka, barely arrives on time the night of the draft. Concerned as always for his health and well-being, I immediately approach him to ask what happened. Juprinka proceeds to describe in great detail the horrible, vivid nightmare he had which kept him up all night involving Lisa Ann tying him to his hotel bed and having sex with him like he's never imagined or experienced in his wildest dreams. When I ask him, "What the hell is wrong with that?!" He grabs me and responds in horror, "You don't understand, when it was finally over, she left with all my cheat sheets and player rankings!!!"





Just one week from today, boys!!!

And good luck to all of my Vegas brethren...you will be missed this year.

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #18: This time next year in Vegas, the MTM Ultimate Fucking Draft is the talk of the night as the competitors prepare to assemble for its inaugural season. The draft room is rank with the smell of fear, booze, and perhaps whores, although not necessarily in that order...or at all for that matter.




Just six more days and counting...

[Gekko]

If your porn actress doesn't show, will u offer another girl to blow everyone?

[TOXIC ASSETS]

LOL yeah after all of these pictures, that would be most amusing if the girl didn't show up on draft night, leaving MTM to run the draft board himself. Although if she doesn't show, concentration levels probably go up for all of the drafters and teams look better at end of night.

[Baseball Furies]

If your porn actress doesn't show, will u offer another girl to blow everyone?

Not to worry yourself there, Gekko. She was confirmed yesterday along with Adam Ronis from Sirius XM. And the only blowing going on this one is going to be field this year when I blow them all away for my second league title in four years. Better be bringing your A Game boys.

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #19: Just as the draft wraps up and the competitors are about to break for the festivities at Rosie O'Grady's, Scott Fleming receives a call from his wife. Apparently one her good friends is in town and she wants him to have dinner with her to keep her entertained. As a result, Fleming needs to bow out of joining us to a chorus cat meows and whip cracking from the rest of us.





Just five more days and counting!

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #20: Due to extreme alcohol poisoning and a mysterious blunt force trauma suffered to the head the week prior in Vegas, competitor Scott Fleming is unable to recover in time for draft day. As further proof of the brain damage he obviously suffered, he turns the team over to Lindy Hinkelman to draft for him...only problem is, Lindy is unavailable to cover the team as he is already committed to drafting in Vegas for the second weekend. Lindy somehow wins the MTM anyway, and names his prize sow "Flemingchop" in Scott's honor, but keeps the winnings for himself.




Just four more days and counting!

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #21: Rookie competitor Bill Phipps arrives at the draft after competing in the Platinum draft for the first time in Vegas this past week, diving head first into as many NFBC high stakes contests as Greg can con him into joining. About 20 minutes in, he realizes that he's gotten more than he bargained for, and asks if he can give up nearly $700 of his FAAB just to have me shut up and leave him alone.





Just three more days and counting...yeah baby!

[COZ]

I think for Security purposes only, every NFBC draft from here on out should have an Officer Naughty assigned to it.

COZ

[Baseball Furies]

Bold Prediction #22: Dateline, March 31st, 2015: I send a text to celebrity draft facilitator, Adam Ronis of the Sirius XM RotoExperts and the Lisa Ann Does Fantasy Show, one last time to confirm his and Lisa Ann's attendance to the big event this Friday night. He replies that both he and Lisa Ann are pumped to be there. Lisa Ann is even more so, since she thinks she's coming to some multimillionaire film executive's casting interview for the female lead in his new autobiographical feature film: "Lisa Ann Sure Does": The Life and Times of the Greatest Adult Film Star Ever (which is what I have been telling Ronis to tell her since the beginning in order to get her to agree to show up in the first place).



Now calm down everyone...there's nothing wrong with a little coolie...well okay maybe a big coolie.


Just two more days! The anticipation is killing everyone, I can tell...

[Baseball Furies]

No more bold predictions...no more hype...no more ball-busting...we are now officially just ONE day out from the premier east coast, NFBC live event! See everyone there. And for those of you following this thread, there will be plenty of photos and a link to the final draft board with commentary, stories, and more when all is said and done right here, so stay tuned! And now for the final time...here's our girl.











Damn! A little guy like Juprinka could get lost in there...and his draft sheets couldn't even save him.

[Baseball Furies]

All I can say is I will go out on a limb here that it was all that it was hyped to be and more! What a great time and an awesome group of guys. Great to meet so many new guys as well and put faces to all the names. Can't believe that it's come and gone already. I think I did quite well from the two hole in this one...and speaking of holes, thanks to Lisa Ann for pulling my name out second tonight for yet another pick at the top of a draft this year. I will be posting a lot more on the draft and the festivities in the coming days including a link to all the pictures, but right now I need to recoup for my final draft of the 2015 season tomorrow...a Main Event from the four spot.