

"Potts is stealing my material"
"Everyone is stealing my Correa"
"Lindy is stealing my children"
"Childs is stealing the DH's""
"The Spearmint Rhino stole from Fleming""
"KoQ is stealing my free agents"
"Kansas City is stealing my BAR-B-QUE"
"MTM's drafts are stealing my comedy gigs"
"Mazur is stealing Jupinka's nightmares"
"Duke says KJ had stolen his Scherer"
"Joe Camel says Lowry has stolen his cigs"
"Someone has stolen Wayne's hair shears"
"The East Coast has stolen my 1st place"
"Stanard has stolen my free Child's advice"
"Hello Newman has stolen Jerry's comedy routine"
"DFS has stolen Virginia's NFBC"