JAMESON TAILLON TO START FOR PIRATES!...VROOM!...$$$

[DOUGHBOYS]

Taillon is the apple pie on your Grandma's window sill.
Injury keeps snatching it away before getting a bite.
Now, here's our chance, he has survived the pre-season and April and May with these glowing stats...

2.04 E.R.A.
0.81 WHIP
61 k's in 61 innings
61 k's/ 6 BB

THIS COULD BE THE CARLOS CORREA OF 2016 FOR FANTASY TEAMS!

Thank you. Thank you very much.
That was my best Gekko impression.
Reality is, like all of us, I have no idea whether the kid makes it big right away or not.

[Edwards Kings]

Mark, is that you?

[King of Queens]

Rookie pitchers are SOOOOOO 2015

[Gekko]

hi dough. i think every owner should bid their "max bid" on this guy!!! let's go folks!!



ps - i will be fun to watch if he gets demoted to the minors after his start. his new owners will have spent bIg faab to secure a bench guy!!! as a competitor, i lOvE the thoughts of that. plus their big bid amount will likely freeze them out of better prospects that will be called up this summer

[Gekko]

PS - I will have a post later tonight that is intended to help the "common guy" win his league. there is a player available in most leagues that will be a HAYMAKER for the last 2+ months of the season. if you haven't been doing your homework, i'm here to help

hint - he was a consensus first round pick earlier this year before getting hurt. he finished 2015 rated as the THIRD best player in fantasy baseball

[TParsons]

PS - I will have a post later tonight that is intended to help the "common guy" win his league. there is a player available in most leagues that will be a HAYMAKER for the last 2+ months of the season. if you haven't been doing your homework, i'm here to help

hint - he was a consensus first round pick earlier this year before getting hurt. he finished 2015 rated as the THIRD best player in fantasy baseball

Bigger font please. Us common guys need to really understand the magnitude of this post and potential impact of said player.

Also, if it works, please post in future STATS IT threads with largest font possible. What we are doing now doesn't even result in a response.

[King of Queens]

THIS COULD BE THE CARLOS CORREA OF 2016 FOR FANTASY TEAMS!

Indeed