MadBum Reactions....

[DOUGHBOYS]

Reactions of losing Madison Bumgarner...

Yahoo Kid-
I'm done! That's it! My season is over!
Why do I play this stupid game?
My team revolves around MadBum!
He's been carrying my team. Let me look up the stats...
He has...oh...he has zero Wins. That blows.
BUT! THAT SHOULD BE EASY TO REPLACE!
But his 28 k's, 3.00 ERA and 1.07 WHIP are great.
Now I have to keep him on my bench.
Ugh.
I better call somebody at Sirius and ask them what to do...

RotoBro-
Madison Bumgarner went down.
I don't give a shit. I'll plug in Alex Wood, cuz I really like Alex Wood.
Alex Wood is my guy.
You should get Alex Wood. He's good.
He'll come close to doing what Bumgarner does if I get him in FAAB. If I don't, then screw him, he'll be on another team and not my worry. And I probably won't think he's very good.
Wait, oh, I thought I could see my nipples. It's just the postman though.
Getting back to Bumgarner, I don't give a shit, I'll plug in Scott Feldman or Alex Wood or Francisco Cervelli.
I'll be good there.

Radio Guys-

Madison Bumgarner is out for 8 weeks!
Wow, value takes a hit there.
Like no value for eight weeks!
At least!
Call us if you have MadBum!
We'll help you poor owners that drafted him.
Here's a caller.

Eh, hi, this is the Yahoo Kid again.

Hey Kid, do you own MadBum?

Yeah, what do I do?

Is this a trading league? If this is a trading league, I think you can still trade Bumgarner for excellent value.
You can probably get Jose Bautista or Edwin Encarnacion, maybe both. Their value is way down and owners are hoping to get rid of them! They'll take Bumgarner!

Sorry, not a trading league.

Oh, well, still that was pretty smart of me to trade MadBum for Bautisia or Encarnacion for you, wasn't it?
You would have had a lot of value there, right?
So. let's see who you may be able to pick up in FAAB...
Wade Miley! He looked great! Great value there.
And what about Ty Blach?

Yahoo Kid-
I do like the Blach suggestion. He should pitch like a Number 1 since he's replacing a Number 1, right?
And didn't he throw a no-hitter for the Giants?

No, I think you're thinking about Chris Heston...

Oh yeah, I remember that! I paid $800 to get him after that.
He never threw one for me.
What a bum.
Ok, I'll pick up Blach to make up for the loss of Bumgarner...
THANKS!!!!

[Ando]

Massotto:

<In giant red italicized caps and bolded>

FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER. WHAT A FUCKING "BUM". I CAN'T STAND THAT FUCK. I'LL SHOVE THAT DIRT BIKE RIGHT UP HIS FUCKING ASS!!!! FUCKING JACKASS!

WHO WANTS TO DO ANOTHER MTM LEAGUE? 75 ROUNDS/HOUR. WE'LL BE DONE IN 45 MINUTES!!! DON'T MAKE ME TEXT YOU!!!!

[DOUGHBOYS]

Massotto:

<In giant red italicized caps and bolded>

FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER. WHAT A FUCKING "BUM". I CAN'T STAND THAT FUCK. I'LL SHOVE THAT DIRT BIKE RIGHT UP HIS FUCKING ASS!!!! FUCKING JACKASS!

WHO WANTS TO DO ANOTHER MTM LEAGUE? 75 ROUNDS/HOUR. WE'LL BE DONE IN 45 MINUTES!!! DON'T MAKE ME TEXT YOU!!!!

HA!!!!!
Good Stuff, Matt!